A California man named Ken Hunter was having dinner with his girlfriend when he began to choke on a piece of meat. Luckily, Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez, who was dining with his wife (pictured – yay!), was there to save his life.
[Gonzalez said,] “The whole restaurant was quiet. Nobody was doing anything. Then I saw he was turning blue. Everybody in the restaurant was just kind of sitting there wide-eyed.”
The 6-foot-5 Gonzalez, about a foot taller than Hunter, jumped out of his chair and came up behind the stricken man and began to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
Diana Martin, a restaurant employee, said no one else seemed to know what to do. “He was so lucky Tony was there,” Martin said. “In a situation like that, every second counts. It helped a lot that Tony’s a big, strong guy because you have to be able to apply some pretty good pressure. I don’t think I would have been strong enough to help him.”
Let's not get carried away here. He didn't save anyone from a burning building or land a jumbo jet or disable a ticking bomb. It's the fucking Heimlich maneuver. It's about as heroic as squashing a bug for a girl. Why, the other day I said "Hey watch out" and kept a stranger from walking into the street when a car was driving past. Do I get a medal or what?


I'll give the wife something to choke on
Nobody knew Hunter was choking because he wasn't allowed to stand up.
Her name is October. She has a terrible name, but great tits.
@UU: just like most strippers. coincidence?
If only Tony had played for the Patriots last year…
@Alex – Awesome
Your move Brian Bosworth.
I wonder if I can add "Heimlich maneuver" to Yahoo's stat categories for this year's Fantasy Football League.
It helped a lot that Tony’s a big, strong guy because you have to be able to apply some pretty good pressure.
'Nuff said.
He should get a medal for nailing that grade-A cut of ass.
After dislodging the food from Mr. Hunter's mouth he then commented "Next time, try not to take on the whole cow." He then left the restaurant not before he lit a woman's cigarette who was looking for a lighter in her purse… When asked where he was going in such a hurry, he said "There's a boy about to fall out of a tree down the road in 17 seconds… I gotta go"
Someone was choking on a piece of MEAT when a LARGE man came up from behind and performed a maneuver that caused the meat to be SPIT out… Why does everything remind me of grade school? It's almost like I might have suppressed memories.
PETA plans on prtesting KC Chief games this season because Gonzalez saved a meat eaters life.
TG is a vegetarian, the irony is delicious.
So was the steak… I hear.
The Heimlich maneuver is exactly what I told the jury. That shit works, props to this guy for using the same excuse.
Do I get a medal or what?
You should have at least received a loganberry scented candle.
i thought this was the Nothing but Felonies League?
Alex +1
+1 @ McWennington
Don't drive angry Phil!