I guess there's some golf tournament in Lake Tahoe called the American Century Championship, which is apparently a celebrity-rich affair. Whatever. The point is, wannabe pro golfer Tony Romo made a splash there this weekend, finishing third with a par 72 after falling into the water. See what I did there? Made a splash, fell in the water? I'm clever!
Naturally, girlfriend Jessica Simpson was along for the weekend, touring the gallery in a little white number with orange accessories. The day before, she sunned herself on a yacht on Tahoe, inexplicably committing the sin of being a hot chick in a ONE-PIECE bathing suit. Her Nazi hand signals I can look past, but a one-piece suit? Unforgivable.
Of course, no exotic weekend would be complete without the Saturday night musical stylings of Heart, Journey and Cheap Trick! (orange dress photos) Wow! It's like Coachella for people who still listen to music from 30 years ago! Are these two kids edgy and hip or what?