I guess there's some golf tournament in Lake Tahoe called the American Century Championship, which is apparently a celebrity-rich affair. Whatever. The point is, wannabe pro golfer Tony Romo made a splash there this weekend, finishing third with a par 72 after falling into the water. See what I did there? Made a splash, fell in the water? I'm clever!
Naturally, girlfriend Jessica Simpson was along for the weekend, touring the gallery in a little white number with orange accessories. The day before, she sunned herself on a yacht on Tahoe, inexplicably committing the sin of being a hot chick in a ONE-PIECE bathing suit. Her Nazi hand signals I can look past, but a one-piece suit? Unforgivable.
Of course, no exotic weekend would be complete without the Saturday night musical stylings of Heart, Journey and Cheap Trick! (orange dress photos) Wow! It's like Coachella for people who still listen to music from 30 years ago! Are these two kids edgy and hip or what?
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I hate this bitch.
But she has nice hoo-has
Definitely doable not dateable.
Damn! nothing like a once wholesome girl getting skanky!
I figured that the fact that she's been unceremoniously dumped by every man she's ever been with is evidence that fucking Jessica Simpson is about as much fun as fucking a boat hull covered with zebra mussels. I really don't understand why Romo is still wasting his time with her. Is he really dumb enough not to know that he could have any one of the Cowboys cheerleaders with a simple snap of his fingers?
I'd hatefuck her
You show me a hot piece of ass, I'll show you a guy that's tired of fuckin' it.
There is no bigger turn-on than a broad saluting Hitler.
The one-piece suit really is unforgivable. It completely rules out any hope for underboob…and that is a crime against humanity.
it's gotten to the point that i can't see that woman in a picture with romo without hearing that old no doubt tune in my head: i'm just a girl in the world cuz that's all that you'll let me be.
her daddy seems to have trained her up right.
And what's even awesomer is that he failed at the tournament as well.
Whats the deal with the re-animated corpse of Stuttering John in the last picture?
Really, that guy is whiter than Tyrone Biggums lips……