
As of now there are only 26 remaining contestants in the main event of the World Series of Poker, and naturally the only one worth caring about is the official Last Woman Standing (technically the last woman seated, but I'm not here to quibble): comely Tiffany Michelle. Tiffany began the day with the third biggest stack (10 million in chips) but has since lost 3 million after folding to a couple of big raises. Now seventh in chips, she has an excellent shot to make the final table; however, even if she busts out now she'd leave with more than a quarter-million dollars.
Some other information about Tiffany Michelle: she has a first name for a last name, her IMDb page probably doesn't have Spielberg banging on her door, her appearance on Wicked Chops Poker's girl-on-girl feature was sadly just an interview, she was a "poker kitten" for Halloween in 2006, and blood is pooling in my groin. I guess that last part isn't technically about her, but I have a hard time telling women that I like them. So I just kinda slipped my compliment in real subtle-like. D'you think she noticed?


I like how she stacks her chips, HEY NOW!
I'd poker. (Get it? Poke her??? Fuckin a, I rule!!!)
She kind of looks like a less botox-thirsty reincarnation of Teri Hatcher.
It doesn't matter when the hell she gets knocked out now; as an "actress" of even modest attractiveness, she's got endorsements/attention/free buy-ins locked up for the foreseeable future.
There's an 'all-in' joke around here somewhere…
Jesus, Please Holla Back? She must be waiting on her gardener to return her call.
I prefer Jennifer Tilly.
I'd poker kitten.