Big news in the football world today. Before the ink could dry on the Redskins' move to acquire legendary ballroom dancer Jason Taylor, the Saints one-upped them by getting tight end Jeremy Shockey from the Saints Giants [Der -Ed.]for the bargain price of two draft picks (second-round and fifth-round). Well, it's not really a bargain at all. But it could conceivably end up being fair-ish, as long as Shockey produces the way he says he can. Which he won't. But he'll still probably have a couple of good games.
So, yeah: Jeremy Shockey in New Orleans. This must be an exciting time for Saints fans. In the way that flying to an island full of dinosaurs was exciting for those two kids in Jurassic Park. I'm sure everything will turn out juuuuuuuuuuust fine.
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In the way that flying to an island full of dinosaurs was exciting for those two kids in Jurassic Park.
Fitting analogy, as Shockey already displays the agility of a diarrhetic triceratops.
Hope he packs his flood pants.
"the Saints one-upped them by getting tight end Jeremy Shockey from the
SaintsGiants"Me thinks.
Hope he packs his flood pants.
"bargain price" is such a subjective term.
i mean, some might say that paying league minimum for a $14mm/yr player who got cut but is still collecting his $14mm from the team that cut him constitutes a "bargain"
others might say its worth paying $14mm to not have that player on your team anymore.
its all in the eye of the beholder my man
Shockey was able to work Valtrex into the deal.
The chick on the left looks like Amy Ried. (NSFW googling ahead…thanks me later)
I think that in Uff's analogy, Shockey would be the equivalent of the dump that Newman dropped in the porta-shitter.
At least this year's rape quota at the Superdome will be fulfilled… Heyo1!1!!!!
Did you mean: Amy Reid
Thanks Monkey Knife……….
At least this year's rape quota at the Superdome will be fulfilled… Heyo1!1!!!!
Amy who? I never realized she had a last name. Or a first for that matter I guess, just nice tanned canns.
Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on((((((********i n t e r r a c i a l chatting.com********)))))))so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there. Nice to enjoy more details about it…
Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on((((((********i n t e r r a c i a l chatting.com********)))))))so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there. Nice to enjoy more details about it…
I know we all want to be snarky here, but Shockey actually could be decent in that offense. Sorry.
Jeezus…here's hoping that he is.
This could be brilliant or it could suck balls.