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Look, I didn't WANT this to become a blog about soccer stars going on vacation, okay? Those stories just happen to have the pictures with the most hot chicks in bikinis, and I'm nothing if not a slave to my principles. And by principles I mean love of boobs.
Anyway, this is Italian soccer star Francesco Totti surrounded by minxes while he relaxes poolside. It must be a nice respite from that hag of a wife he has, former showgirl Ilary Blasi. Why, I can barely tolerate looking at her… for the next three hours.
Honestly, I'm not all that impressed by these photos. I've been surrounded by girls since I was a kid. Of course, that'll happen when you're the only boy in ballet class. Hey, shut up! I needed an outlet for my prancing!
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Dude, yes, holy shit yes (green), yes, my god in heaven yes (side view)
you don't have to like these soccer guys, but damn you have to respect them for the amount of ass they attract.
this blog has only intensified my soccer hatred. but yeah, i respect their work. future generations better take note: flopping will get you premium pussy
This happens all the time when I tell girls I am a cubicle dwelling lawyer.
/currently huffing paint at work.
That chick with the ass looks like she's walking on water. Jesus would be proud.
Alternate headline: Soccer Star Invades Annual Butter Face Convention.
@Tim–I think the chick in pic 3 is particularly buttery. Advantage: me, because I am bathing under the glow of fluorescent lights in a small office as I eat lunch at my desk.
Of course, Totti might retort that "I-ah no look at the, how you say, face when I dive-ah into pool of vaginas." Which would be a valid point.
Ballet class is indeed impressive, but I think this Euroflopper still has the edge, seeing as these chicks are in bikinis. Oh, and 'cause they all fucked him. That too.
Been there done that…of course "that" would be lifeguarding the YMCA geriatric swim but it's pretty much the same thing.
Shouldn't he have a lot more hair on his back? The Italian Europeans that I saw at Disney World all had shag carpeting covering them from head to toe.
And all A-Rod can do is bang some 50-something, pale, veiny, gap-toothed wanna-be jew in NYC. Sorry baseball, you lose (again).
totti… king of italian greaseball douchebags.