THE CHIEFS ARE UNBELIEVABLY LAME
07.02.08
As noted by Shutdown Corner, the Kansas City Chiefs have a "Fan Code of Conduct" for home games, and rule #2 shows why Arrowhead is one of the most unforgiving environments for opposing teams. On the list of verboten acts:
• Standing and/or obstructing the view of other fans
Yes, standing. Now, this seems like the sort of thing that would correct itself: any person who goes to an NFL game and says "Sit down! You're ruining the game!" would justifiably be laughed off by everyone else in the section. But no, there's a special program for cowardly douchebag whistleblowers:
The Chiefs also have set up a text-messaging system that allows fans who might be offended by behaviors like standing to report the situation to the powers-that-be.
I don't like to advocate violence more than seven or eight times a day, but I'm going to make an exception for this. If you're a member of the Chiefs organization, or you cheer for the Chiefs, or you take pride in being from Kansas City, follow these 3 simple steps: (1) Find a heavy tool you can wield with one hand, like a crescent wrench or a claw hammer. (2) Take that tool and hit yourself in the genitals as hard as you possibly can. (3) Repeat until sterile.
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My preferred tool for sterilization are wire cutters. It can get a little more messy but effectiveness is nearly 100%
Chief fans are too fat to stand up.
Count down to Otto Man's defending his fanbase in 3….2….
This couldn't in any way cause a fractured testicle could it?
"Take pride in being from Kansas City"
They just had a parade for people like that here in New York! It was colorful, and it was fabulous.
When you have Herm Edwards as a coach, you aren't going to be standing much at the games anyway. Well, except for when you launch 9V batteries at the team.
All acts of douchebaggery engaged in by fans of the Chiefs are offset by the fact that October Gonzalez is somewhere in the stands.
"Looks great, but, who are the 'Chefs'?"
Nothing cemented KC fans as being bigger douches than the mouth breather in my dorm that always poked his head in our room and asked how the 'Chieves' are doing. Go Chieves!
It's only fair that Derrick Thomas can enjoy the games at Arrowhead too.
that would've worked, if hadn't have, you know, died.
forgot about that part of the parlyzing
parlyzing… it's kinda like parlaying, but you need to do it with your tongue and a straw.
Paralyzing, fuck face.
now all i need is for the broncos team plane to crash into arrowhead.
@ognihs – why not make the plane crash during a SD/KC game. Then the raiders might actually win the AFC west?
Strangely, the no-standing rule also applies to the urinals in the men's room.
Count down to Otto Man's defending his fanbase in 3….2….
Sorry to be late. I was weeping in the corner.
The fan base needs no defending. The first twit who tries to shush someone at Arrowhead or ask someone to sit down so they can "enjoy the game" is going to get a brat lodged up his asshole. There's a reason they call it "Camarohead Stadium."
As for the management, I won't bother defending them. Between hiring Herm Edwards as coach and putting Brodie Croyle in at QB, I'm convinced there's some sort of scheme to reduce the team to rubble so they can relocate it to Los Angeles, "Major League"-style.
douchebaggery all around from team, fans management etc etc but theyre still light years better than the lions.
now all i need is for the broncos team plane to crash into arrowhead.
For the Raiders to do well? You'd need the other 13 teams to die off too, preferrably in an accident that took out Al Davis as well.
Sorry, 12 teams. We're not counting the Dolphins anymore, right?
@Otto Man: SIT DOWN!!! I'm trying to read this blog!!! Don't make me text Matt.
On a related note, the douchebags at Michigan Stadium actually toss people out for standing. Of course, most of the fans doing the standing are douchebags, too, so I'm not sure where that leaves things on the douchebag karmic scale.
For the Raiders to do well?
no. i'd need the raiders plane to crash for that.
/need do-overs from 2004
There's a reason they call it "Camarohead Stadium."
is it because they cruise the middle schools for chicks? not that i would know anything about that. now if you'll excuse me i need to re-stock my van with candy and ether.
Reggid have you ever sat in the student section? Nobody has. They don't sit. No wonder they're putting in luxury boxes so the rich people don't have to sit with us unwashed. Thats why i'm glad my tickets are in the south end zone, we have to stand up behind the away fans. When you have to stand up and tell other fans when to cheer you know your fanbase is screwed.
First off let me comment on all the slap dick cock face loser raider slash new found charger fans ,who only became fans because of cock face al davis who is a gold diaper granny, who wipes his ass with pictures of his fans .has no clue how to run a team in oakland .SO logically you become a charger fan.
Let me comment on this story so I can put this all to rest .Any fans on this site thinking that a kc fan will sit down during the game at anytime is a slap dick . Just cuz a 82 year old woman complains about people standing in the crowd and her weak ass cant see doesnt mean we are going to enforce this law. For one she is probably a raider fan and she probably got stomped out and she complained .But besides that this is an nfl game, you cannot control the fans. I mean I know in denver there is nothing to cheer about so you sit . And in oakland ,well in oakland its just empty. cuz there is no sense to go see a high school football team on sunday . they just dont have fans . so they dont have this problem .
Doesnt mean kc fans are going to follow these rules and if you ever thought for one second these rules would be inforced is easy to see why you are a raider fan and denver fan and charger fan you have no clue . simply put come to kc u will get stomped out and if we cant see the game cuz everyone is standing and to loud we will use u for a step ladder . and we will text our friends to come stomp you out more . come to kc see what happens
what the fuck
Wouldn't be an issue at Lincoln Financial Field. Most Eagles fans such as myself are WAY too drunk to be standing while the game is going on.