THE CELTICS HAVE NEW DANCERS
07.30.08
Following up on the earlier report of Celtics Dancer tryouts: last Thursday the C's selected their 17-member dance team in the crucible of a public final audition. The Pro Cheerleader Blog says:
The third annual Celtics Dancers Final Audition was quite the spectacle, as friends, family and fans were on hand at The Roxy in Boston to welcome the new dance team.
There's a place called The Roxy in LA, too. I always think someplace called The Roxy should be a strip club, but it never is. I guess "NBA dance team final audition" is as close as it's ever gonna get. So annoying. I would never mislead people like that. "Hey, I'm going to the Jewel Box tonight." "Sweet! Gonna get some lap dances?" "No, some band from Williamsburg is playing."
(Photos by Brian Babineau, full gallery here)
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This looks more like when I put my friends on stage at the strip club for their birthday.
You know you are hot when you look good shiny pantyhose and tube socks.
I see that first young lady has already met Paul Pierce.
That's the finest midget I've ever seen in pic 2. And for the record, the famous Roxy is in LA. Fuck Boston. Bob Marley never performed there, so it's not cool.
Roxies in St. Louis is a strip club. Fuck LA. Fuck Boston. Fuck Seattle.
It's getting harder and harder to keep the different levels of skank straight in my head. I'm i close by saying it's probably down to these six groups?
1) You got the low end here with chicks that act like strippers in every conceivable way, but don't show the key nipples and meat flaps.2) Then you got your strippers that do that retarded pole dance and lap dances.3) Next is the ripper that does all that regular stripper stuff and will blow you so properly you'll toss a salad in forty seconds.4) After that is the porn star that does only lesbian shit.5) Now here's the bulk of the equation – pron stars that do almost everything. Anal. DP. As to nouth. You name it, they'll fuck it.6) Finally, you got the German type chicks that stick their fists all kinds of nasty places. They wear masks and yell at you. These are my personal fave.
Germans and fists were a real crowd pleaser in Paris.
Thanks for the dissertation, professor.
@ half jew – get your own blog.
and fuck st. louis. i prefer strippers without bullet holes. (the live ones anyway)
@ Half Jew
You forgot the tranny skanks. They have penises. Hermi-skanks have penises and vaginas…. Possibly very tiny tails too.
You think you're better than Ufford, dont'cha, Half Jew?
Cowgirl gets a resounding yes from my pants.
Tranny skanks – aren't they in LA?