
On Monday night, the Cardinals set aside one of worst sections in Busch Stadium — upper level, sitting in the sun after the rest of the stadium gets shade — as a peanut-free zone as a consideration to fans with peanut allergies. Naturally, a bunch of delicate kids who had never enjoyed peanut-free baseball were thrilled with the separate-but-equal status.
"I think a lot of people don't understand the severity of peanut allergies," said Carol Depke, whose son, Colin, suffers from peanut allergies and can't come to games. "We're not talking about sniffles and sneezes. We're talking about life-threatening situations, breathing problems."
On Monday, Colin and his family sat in the front row of the section, surrounded by other families who know what it's like to live with that kind of fear.
I don't see why parents always feel the need to coddle their children just because they've got a peanut allergy. Listen, this is tough, but someone has to let you know: it's natural selection. Your child is weak because you have crappy genes. Stop holding the human race back by breeding.
Although I guess I could make that plea to everyone in St. Louis.


[crosses fingers in the hopes of a 'herpes free' section at Gold Rush]
I spent last Saturday in the "douchebag-free" section of Angel Stadium (i.e., no Red Sox fans).
Also, would it be wrong or kickass to fire a bunch of peanuts at that section? With some Wagner "Ride of the Valkyries" playing??? Ok, it would be kickass.
I spent last Saturday in the "douchebag-free" section of Angel Stadium (i.e., no Red Sox fans).
Also, would it be wrong or kickass to fire a bunch of peanuts at that section? With some Wagner "Ride of the Valkyries" playing??? Ok, it would be kickass.
So it's the nut free zone, huh?
So they can be described as peanut 'brittle'?
/showing myself out
I'm deathly allergic to fat ugly chicks.
PR,
i'm also allergic to ohio-tucky-burg
Well played George Washington Carver. Well Played….
It's that damn engineered agriculture and hormone laden cattle. That's why I only eat small kittens.
Note: also allergic to beefy curtains.
Josh Hancock was once presented with a life-threatening situation…
Josh Hamilton wonders quietly at night to himself when the Heroin-Free Zone will be accepted in stadiums.
enrico, josh hancock's dad would like to sue you now.
So by claiming to have peanut allergies they get fancy seats in the sun, eh? I call shenanigans. The authorities should capture some of these evolutionary anomalies and thoroughly test them. Trial by peanuts. if they do go into anaphylactic shock, then they get the fancy seats.
This being Missouri, I suppose a "mullet-free zone" is out of the question.
As a Cardinals fan, I'd like to remind you that we are polite, intelligent and all-around the best fans in baseball. So go fuck yourselves.
That's what I like about Five Guys. The peanuts keep out the creepy kids.
Inbred free zone?
+1 Jack