The bike crashes we typically feature on this site are those generally borne out of stupidity and foolishness. This one, however… is no different. Is it his fault his bike snapped in twain? On its face, you might suppose not. But what if he wasn't maintaining the bike properly. Or had put on extra weight before the race. Or, you know, accepted the risks inherent in BMX racing. Yes, I'm quick to cast aspersion, especially for someone who snapped a hooker in half last time. Just don't make 'em like they used'a. Time was they used actual materials like bones and soft tissue, now you're lucky if they're not composed entirely of AIDS and Super AIDS.
With all of these videos of bike/skateboard accidents, this place is becoming like America's Funniest Home Videos, except with AIDS jokes. Definitely an improvement!
07.02.08 at 12:59 pm
WhyDoYouAsk
Big ups for "Ouch my Everything" tag.
07.02.08 at 1:01 pm
swanychitown
"especially for someone who snapped a hooker in half last time"
Did she say something about being faster than a speeding bullet?
07.02.08 at 1:06 pm
UpstateUnderdog
"snapped in twain" That is some nice fancy talk right there.
Also, I'm disappointed the kid working the camera didn't start laughing.
07.02.08 at 1:13 pm
Otto Man
"snapped in twain"
I did that once and Shania made me go with her to Planned Parenthood.
07.02.08 at 1:33 pm
Enrico Pallazzo
I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.
With all of these videos of bike/skateboard accidents, this place is becoming like America's Funniest Home Videos, except with AIDS jokes. Definitely an improvement!
Big ups for "Ouch my Everything" tag.
"especially for someone who snapped a hooker in half last time"
Did she say something about being faster than a speeding bullet?
"snapped in twain" That is some nice fancy talk right there.
Also, I'm disappointed the kid working the camera didn't start laughing.
"snapped in twain"
I did that once and Shania made me go with her to Planned Parenthood.
I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.