STOP. JUST STOP.
07.09.08
Okay, that's it. I've had enough of these fucking soccer players on vacation.
Football star Peter Crouch and girlfriend Abbey Clancy have taken their romance to the high seas while on a romantic getaway in Ibiza. The affectionate couple took turns massaging each other as they soaked up the sun aboard the deck of a sail boat… It's the second luxury break in as many months for the couple.
I don't want to come off as mean-spirited, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that Peter Crouch and his fabulous Ibiza yacht vacation with his lingerie model girlfriend can go get fucked.
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Strap-on action?
Looks like Ronaldo isn't the only soccer star who is confused.
Cough*thisisturningintoperezhiltonlitewithallofthesesoccerqueers*cough
Excuse me, I have a cold.
Is there any other kind of action, Tim?
Enrico, it's either Abbey Clancey in a bikini or a discussion of Brandon Jennings going to Europe instead of college (quel intrigue!).
You make the call, then tell me again who's gay.
Just kidding about you making the call, by the way. I don't really care.
Sheesh, Enrico, if you don't want to take the advantage of the vaguely sports-related nature of this story in order to stare at a hot chick in a bikini, then I doubt it's a cold you're suffering from. It's probably AIDS. That you caught from being queer. Zing!
Her chest is bigger than his. Do you think that causes a conflict?
/joke about a gay opera singer
Do any soccer players have ANY upper body development? Sheesh! I've seen bigger pecs on that 5 year old kid that lives in a van down by the river.
one word Peter – CURLS!
he's weaker than a mixed drink on one of those "all inclusive" Mexico getaways.
You guys realize there's a lingerie model in a bikini in this picture, right?
then tell me again who's gay.
Not me, but, I am willing to learn.
i figured out a way to reheat my meat pie in the microwave without the pastry getting soggy before i eat it in my cubicle today.
So you know, to each his own.
/I would rather eat her asshole than crispy pastry filled with gravy, potatoes and meat.
//if there was a way to combine the two i'd be set.
How fucked is our world where millions of people pay good money to watch girly-boys aimlessly kick a ball around a grass field for hours only to be rewarded with the finest life on earth has to offer? Someone please enlighten me…
Someone call Live Aid for an airdrop of rice and milk for that poor starving man in Ibiza.
Enrico, Prepspecatular, etc. – if she's what you get for being queer and girly-boy, count me in.
Of course, I'm sure your girlfriends are much hotter. Plus, inflatable!
is europe bizarro world? i can't even hate on this guy. i respect the game way too much.
abigail clancy in a bikini > pretty much anything else around here
Merk, are you gonna share the secret to the meat pie microwave magic or what?
Yeah, Merk, share. I can't even get meat pies here and I'm curious too.
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!
What Carson said.
I don't care if that chick is dating a harness-racing jockey. If you've got photos of that sweet can in a bikini, I want to see them.
The teak wood trim on that yacht is so lustworthy.
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I have viewed many hottest videos at a interracial singles dating site— i n t e r r a c i a l chatting . c o m
—- many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there..
Soooo is that how English people mate? This is probably not a good time for Peter to get pregnant….
I'm surprised they snapped those photos, before stickboy blew away into the sea.
I've just reached my boiling point. Seeing raging pussies pull ass like that while I continue to pull cock is just too much to bear.
+1 Tim for the rare 'Just Shoot me' reference.
Wasn't that guy in the Machinist?