ST. ANDREW’S NET: UNDIE ARMOUR
07.23.08
St. Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump. We were thinking about turning it into a horoscope column but you're probably already afraid enough to leave the house as it is.
- Brian Giles' perfect tan is ruined by a purple leg, so notes Walkoff Walk. Funny, as that's the same thing that destroyed my childhood. AH! REPRESSED MEMORIES!
- The Sports Hernia humorously dissects Jerryd Bayless' NBA publicity shot. I reserve my humorous dissections for homeless people and the folks who check my receipt on the way out of Costco. They look like they could use the laughs.
- Some of the choice shots from the most recent UCLA Undie Run crop up on SportsbyBrooks. If it's garments from the event ye seek, let me know. I tried to sell them to some Japanese guys, but they just won't take the undies of anyone who's reached puberty.
- The Fightins' feature Ryan Howard and Jimmy Rollins remixing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame". Even if you don't end up taking him to the game, Ryan Howard would still like those peanuts and Cracker Jacks. And a platter of subs. Served on a pizza. Followed by cake.
- Awful Announcing, among others, was all over Tim Tebow's refusal to be included on the Playboy All-American team. I'd be more interested if I weren't occupied with composing my All-Basement-Detainee team. I've got Shay Laren already slated for "left radiator".
Send tips and submissions for Saint Andrew's Net to withleather@gmail.com. Unless you're a Leo. Seriously, I just don't think it will work.

She is not unattractive.
Poor Shay. She has certainly not gotten the number of comments she deserves. And, by comments I mean insertions of my penis into her vagina. And by the low number, I was illuding to the fact that I would evacuate my semen soldiers far to early for her pleasure.
I would like to comment on her comments. They look very nice. So nice that I would like to use my snips to add them to my collection.
more like masturSHAYtion…terrible