SOMEBODY DIDN’T EAT ENOUGH BANANAS
07.23.08Ah, the New York City Triathlon. Sometimes it kills people. Sometimes it's just so damn hot and humid that people are left hilariously stumbling around with cramps and heat exhaustion.
I especially like all the little signs left on the ground for our hero to crash through. Were there no carefully constructed houses of cards or plate glass windows or collapsible tables available? He really could have been used to better comedic effect.
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TAGS: TRIATHLON
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Somebody TASE that drunk maniac.
Give him the banana from the Mark Mangino-Rosie O'Donnell porn flick.
So, the months of training and sacrifice were worth it then. Loser.
/eats donut
//has cardiac episode
///shits pants
So, the months of training and sacrifice were worth it then. Loser.
/eats donut
//has cardiac episode
///shits pants
This reminds me of my walk to my car last night.
not to be a douche, but i did one of these 2 yrs ago so i feel comfortable saying this.
sack up, pussy boy. it ain't no iron man. shit like this is the reason people think triathlons are for fags.
Sidewalks for regular walkin', not that fancy walkin'.
Unless some minority is chasing after you or you just escaped from a dungeon, there is absolutely no reason to run.
+a gazillion Punch. Thanks for that.
3 cheers for the monkey crawl. I havent done that one since I was trying to get into the house after my bachelor party.
Why didn't he just get a cab?
should have had a v8!
+1s all round. Looks like he hit the wall and the hoardings and the sponsors logo thingies. Watched it without audio so i have to presume the Rocky training music is being played over it, or maybe Yakety Sax.
hahahaha I know his family is probably mad embarrassed. Imagine how he bragged the week before he started this shit. Hilairious.
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