SOFTBALL JUST GOT SEXY
07.02.08
Until today, I had never heard of the Washington Glory, a pro softball team in DC. Then I learned that Bianca Cruz (left, shirtless) and blogosphere-fave Taryne Mowatt are on the roster.
Cruz went to Arizona State, while Mowatt played for rival Arizona, so I imagine there's a lot of tension between them. I'm sure that, occasionally, that tension boils over into an argument that leads to hair-pulling and frantic wrestling, a swirl of blonde versus brunette that goes from the locker room to the nearby Jacuzzi before both emerge sopping wet, with the victor finally pinning down her rival, clothes torn, chests heaving, when their eyes finally meet, and enmity becomes desire…
Long story short, yeah, I'm a fan. Go Glory!
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Goooooo Glory Holes!!
Matt, please finish your story. Do they become friends? Do they become better teammates?
Nice turd-cutter, Bianca.
Un. Der. Boob. Huzzah!
@WDYA
Why do you ask? They obviously scissor each other until they are tuckered out and fall asleep, naked in each other's arms.
Jenny Finch props for the Chicago Bandits, got this whole hot softball player movement going.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves; the majority of these softball players still have bigger balls than you or I.
In separate at bats, my penis just went 1 for 1 (HR) against Bianca and fouled off several strokes before flying lazily to the left off of Taryne. No fractured testicle injuries were reported.
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0'0" an 0 pounds. That's my type.
Any particular reason that Twins logo is photoshopped onto Bianca's hat?
/May be missing the point.
@Tim, the word is that she's dating someone on the Twins. I'm looking into it.
who's doing what now? i never got past the 2nd panel of the banner pic.
I've never been much of a fan of chick-ball, but I just might be tempted to tune in to see those new unis in pic 2.
Ufford just described every Arizonan's wet dream.
Well, maybe just this Arizonan.
I bet she is dating Joe Mauer.
Well although those two young ladies are quite exquisite representations of beauty among atheltes who are commonly steroetyped as dugly dikes. Not to say that softball doesnt have its share of that but its good to see some much do recognition. I spent this year working at the university of michigan on the grounds crew for the baseball and softball complexes and let me state that there are many unsung beautiful ladies among the college softball ranks……to give the girls at michigan some respect…gotta go with alessandra giampaolo and megan gregory…..way way hotter than mowatt or finch will ever be.
ugly* Due* haha damn proofreading skills.
I think the chick in pic 3 of the banner borrowed that dress and wig from Oscar De la Hoya.
these are the exception to the softball rule. most of these broads are about twice my size and lumber down the basepath like cecil fielder after a mcdonalds bender
I noticed this when I was watching the softball world series. An awful lot of the players were hot, but the Arizona girls were the hottest. (And they had cute hair, even while playing. Snaps for them.)