
Chase Hilgenbrinck, a defender for the New England Revolution, has given up his rich $36,000/year contract to instead study for the priesthood. The 26-year-old from Illinois will study, like, the Bible and holy… stuff at Mount St. Mary's in Maryland. He then plans to move back to central Illinois to spread God's word or whatever.
Hilgenbrinck says he is not disillusioned with the game, but waiting for his career to run its time was no longer an option. "Trust me," he told The AP, "I thought of that. I still have a great passion for the game, I wouldn't leave for just any other job, I'm moving on for the Lord." [...]
"At one time," he said, "I thought the call might be professional soccer. I found my soul is hungry for something else."
I'm guessing "something else" in this case is a feeling of closeness to God, spiritual satisfaction, improving the lives of his congregation through Christ's word, and little boys. Lots and lots of little boys.
(thanks to Julie for the link to this actually-quite-heartwarming story)


Needs more……… Hmmmm…….. What am I thinking of…………… OH! Right; needs more
boobies! dingers!Quaid! Start the reactor!
/got nothing
MLS has groupies?
Well, at least his MLS experience has taught him how to juggle balls already, so he's got that going for him.
Leaving professional soccer to make sandwichs at Subway, I get. This, I don't.
It really speaks to the MLS that one of their players would rather bone kids than play in their league.
To be fair, when you abandon pro sports for the clergy, at least you no longer run the risk of being prosecuted or sued for improper or illegal sexual activity…
man Enrico, you and me should write a screen play about priests giving kids hand jobs or something.
@wwsm: "The Stations of the Cock"?
/going to Hell – no doubt about it
Looking forward to the pics of him on vacation in Ibiza with Jesus.
this takes screwing your target audience to a whole new level.