There's not really a story to go along with this photo, but since when does news have any relevance here?  This is French striker Djibril Cissé, snapped by photographers as he left the chic night club he owns and headed to the helipad for a getaway to his heavily guarded island fortress.  Apparently the henchmen are unionizing.  They want medical insurance to cover getting judo-chopped on the clavicle by government agents.

That, or he just went to a fashion show.  But I like the private island for world domination thing better.