After an interminable seven months that included a Premiership championship and four hundred thousand paparazzi-shot beach vacation photos, Cristiano Ronaldo and (checks spelling for the 800th and final time) Nereida Gallardo have broken up.
An unsuccessful Majorcan model with no discernible talent, Gallardo surfaced in the sports world in April, then became more likable when we saw her boobs, then became less likable when she sported "CR7" earrings, then became more likable when she showed some ass on vacation, then became less likable when she kept showing it. All. The. Fucking. Time.
So long, Nereida. To borrow a cliché: Hate to see you go, love to watch you walk away.
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It really lessens the boner when you realize that only poop and soccer cock have entered/exited that ass.
@Enrico: There may have also been a finger
She will no doubt be replaced by somebody even hotter. So long cheeks, we won't miss you.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
@ Enrico, Grimey
Toe? Champaign bottle? Tire Iron? Sand Wedge?
So if we had a cage match between Nereida, Megan Fox and Lt. Uhura, we'd have the Fat Penguin bases covered?
Lemme get this straight (with Gallardo's help! Zing!). Ufford thinks that this chick showing her ass all the time makes her less
lickablelikable? Whatever, dude.ive been telling this bitch for months to dump him. who the hel wants a millionaire soccer player when they can have regular working class scum?
That cliché works better as:
"Hate to see you go, love to watch you leave."