RUNNERS ARE DUMB
07.01.08
To prepare for a marathon, you have to spend months building up endurance through repeated agonizing, knee-killing training runs, having your nipples bleed and buying lame singlets that get you laughed at, only so when you tell people you did it, they can reply "That's cool. I hate running." With that much effort, you'd think someone could get to the start line in time. Nope.
About 400 runners, including some who organizers say spent months training for Sunday's Seafair Marathon, missed shuttle buses to the starting line and didn't start the race, even though it was delayed by 15 minutes after organizers realized there was a transportation problem.
The buses, paid for by Seafair, began transporting runners from Bellevue Downtown Park to the Husky Stadium starting line at 5 a.m. Organizers scheduled 30 First Student school buses to make four trips each with a capacity of about 50 people, Seafair spokesman Dan Wartelle said.
The marathon's Web site "strongly recommended" runners arrive early for the 15-minute shuttle. But more people than expected arrived for later buses and the final 6:45 a.m. shuttle.
Speaking from experience, you really don't want to get there at the last minute and be stuck at the back of the pack at the start. Then you're cramped so closely with the other stragglers, you can hardly move through the first mile. It's like trying to run through a stadium concourse only without souvenir bat with which to smash people. As soon as you spot one of those gel belts, you'll wish you had one.

Um, that's an Auschwicz photo?
This is what happens when you ask Jerry Seinfeld to wake you up in time.
With all the Asian ladies driving 10 mph to get to the sales at Bell Square, they'd be better off walking. Or, I don't know, running?
I slept in Sunday, then ate a big breakfast. Which means I win, until my heart explodes.
Oh man, you guys are gonna catch a world of shit for that photo caption. Or at least you would, if the Jews didn't have such a good sense of humor about the Holocaust.
If they new they were late, why not just run to the start?
Running. It's how you stay in shape when your too uncoordinated to play sports.
little known fact. i actually pissed myself the moment i crossed the finish line.
fortunately i was so dehydrated that nothing actually came out.
true story.
Only run when you're chased. Only get on a bus if you've pretty much given up (or maybe moved to China). Everything is wrong with this.
I have one of those fuel belts and I wish I didn't. Can't stand that thing.
You're following me? But I was following Flanders.