Just so we're clear on the order of events here: (1) Soccer star Ronaldo — the fat/old/ugly Brazilian, not Cristiano Ronaldo — got his model girlfriend Maria Beatriz Antony, aka Bia, pregnant. (2) He got some tranny hookers. (3) Bia broke up with him. (4) She apparently took him back, because he was hanging around when she took her top off on a yacht.
There's probably some more details in there, like maybe she got an ultrasound or he ate a sandwich, but that's pretty much all that's relevant. I dunno, maybe in Brazil guys dressed like women are preferable to pregnant chicks, but my vote still goes to the actual women. Maybe I'm alone on this one, but pregnant chicks are way hot. And really easy to talk to. You just go up to 'em and say, "Man I hate condoms" and BAM! You've established some common ground right off the bat.
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um, so in the fourth picture is she really getting a cigarette from somebody or just giving it to somebody?
How in the fuck does she have abs like that when she'd pregnant? I guess there's hope for my beer gut of steel yet.
pregnant chicks are way hot
that might be the most intelligent statement you've ever made
Holy nipples Batman!!! Those are bigger then twist off bottle caps!!
This is freaking me out. I know we discussed whether or not I could enjoy the boobies of the two pregos in my office currently, and they are HUUUUGE right now, 8 months a piece, but for fucks sake….. Has it really come to this Ufford? Has it Goddammit!??! I demand satisfaction!
So being filthy rich gives you a license to dress in asinine hats, and starve yourself into a gross body that lacks a woman's natural curves?
To clarify…
Brazilian Ronaldo = chubby, tranny lover
Portuguese Ronaldo = quality torso
Ronaldohino = horse
Right?
This settles it for me. All this soccer related stuff in these last few weeks has pushed me over the edge. I've decided to become a soccer superstar. It honestly seems like a good life.
pregnant chicks are hot, and even hotter when you are banging them.
swany, challenge Uff to a duel. And I don't mean the "demanding satisfaction" kind of duel, I mean you should settle this on Mike Greenberg's show.
@UU: Also, sometimes you hit the fetus on the forehead with your wang. It's a little move I like to call a "dotting the i".
@ Enrico
I don't have enough hoo boy that's gay boy clothes to meet Ufford on that program.
Has nobody warned them of the dangers of smoking while pregnant?
Nice WDYA, I'm always afraid of poking the fetus in the eye.
Has nobody warned them of the dangers of smoking while pregnant?
shan feels very strongly about smoking while pregnant. who knew?
@UU: I don't worry about the safety of the fetus; if it's mine, it's gonna end up retarded anyway, and if it's not mine, well, fuck that kid. Which is what I'm doing, sort of. (Yes, I did read Fatherhood by Bill Cosby — thanks for asking!)
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous free i n t e r r a c i a l dating site i n t e r r a c i a l chatting . c o m last week and she was seeking her darling there. wow!!