07.31.08 RIDING RAILS STILL PERFECTLY SAFE
All you Internet viral video directors need to pay attention here. Not only am I in the business of finding clips of people hurting their faces, I'm also a connoisseur. I appreciate the art that goes into filming a dumbass failing at a stunt that he had no hope of performing successfully. So when I say "more slo-mo" and less "victim not writhing in pain," I expect you people to listen and modify as necessary. You think viewers want to see the rider sit up uninjured? Hell no. Edit that shit out. Only keep the camera running if they're writhing in pain and/or bloody.
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RIDING RAILS STILL PERFECTLY SAFE
Don't everyone rush to his aid all at once now. Give him some space.
way to eat bleachers, slapdick.
Is that all you fucking do now is show videos of people getting injured? That is so fucking lame.
//channelling my inner-Swany!
Dude, I asked what happend to Doogie yesterday didn't I? I need him around to rejuvinate my spirit. It's too fucking hot in Chicago to concentrate on jokes and hookers. I just get pissy when I'm not high or drinking. My apologies.
evidently you and i have very different definitions of "riding rails".
interestingly, they both result in bloody noses and a raging headache the following day
Ufford>>>>>That D-Bag from Papa Roach
"You're a savage."
So racist.
lieutenant, I'll agree with you on this. When I saw that headline I was expecting a completely different type of video. maybe a PSA for yayo or something…
Snorting rails, perfectly safe.
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