There's a big hubbub-ado-kerfuffle in the blog world today, as Chicago sports reporter Mike Nadel's game report of last night's Cubs-Brewers tilt came with an extra helping of catty bitchiness towards ESPN's Erin Andrews. Here's the meat of his displeasure with Miss Pageviews [paragraphs compressed]:
Moments later, the blonde reporter was chatting with Alfonso Soriano. At one point, she placed her hand suggestively on Soriano's left bicep. Was I reading too much into all this? I don't think so. I've been a paid observer for a long time … and I wasn't exactly the only one who noticed.
As two Cubs stood near their lockers, one asked the other: "Hot? Or just attractive? Does she do anything for you?" The inquisitor then made eye contact with me as if saying — to use a term my uncle might have — "Hubba-hubba!"
This went on for at least an hour. Finally, Piniella emerged from his office, ready for his dugout media session. As he turned the corner, there was Andrews in all of her bare-legged, high-heeled, low-necklined glory [pictured, left]. "Hey, hey, hey! Look at this!" Piniella said, loudly and excitedly. "Are you doing a baseball game today or a modeling assignment?"
Fair question. I have seen Andrews at many events in recent years and this was the first time I had witnessed anything quite like this, which is why it seemed so bizarre. Did she really feel playing the sexpot was necessary to practice journalism?
NEWS FLASH: Room full of men notices attractive blonde woman dressed in summer clothes. ROWR! HISS!!! Sounds to me like someboooooodyyyyyyyy's jealouuuuuuuuussss! Hey Erin, stop taking all the attention away from the balding white men in the press, will ya?


I won't lie. I'd eat uncooked kernel corn from her butthole.
Dildo: gotta change that avatar, my friend.
I think the slow commenter uptake on this post has something to do with widespread masturbation
best be careful mike nadel. timmy tebow's a christian, but that doesnt mean he wont bust you in the mouth for talking bout his lady friend like that.
The inquisitor then made eye contact with me as if saying — to use a term my uncle might have — "Hubba-hubba!"
In other news, someone on the Cubs is gay. Also Mike Nadel has a gay uncle.
Oooh what I would give to have her musk on my upper lip.
I'm outraged by this article — Erin Andrews clearly got her job based solely on
her cleavageher assetsher skillswith her tongueas a reporter, not because she wears spike-heeled sandals and low-cut mini-dresses on TV.I would be her most devoted stalker.
i would like to volunteer my tongue for use as her personal taint sponge
At one point, she placed her hand suggestively on Soriano's left bicep.
And this is where we can tell that the story is made up. Like all of us here, Erin would never touch a minority.
I'm staring at her legs, but I can't stop seeing the vintage black-n-yellow Nikes behind her. Was it King High School Night at the ball park?
Mike Nadel:
Blonde bombshell can't distract red-hot CubsBig fat fag hates red-hot poon@Enrico
You should get a prize for that one.
Did she really feel playing the sexpot was necessary to practice journalism?
I, too, have a rhetorical question: Are you sexually attracted to men?
My questions is… why does he care? When Erin came through Columbia she did an interview with Matt and Tim and seemed to be a decent gal. http://www.barnyardian.com