Poker star Phil Hellmuth arrived at the main event of the World Series of Poker riding in a camouflage Jeep, dressed as General George Patton, and surrounded by a team of buxom floozies wearing a mockery of the uniform worn by our servicemen and women. No one is sure exactly why he did this, but a panel of top personality experts suggested, "because he's an asshole."
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I would have dressed as Hitler.
i remember when i used to play poker and not have some dipshit at the table always running his mouth about odds and hands and bullshit. then espn came along and everyone became the fucking al michaels of poker.
Not a big surprise that the biggest douchebag in the poker world is affiliated with UltimateBet, a company which allowed rampant cheating at it's highest stakes for over a year. Phil has yet to comment.
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The only entertaining thing about the WSOP anymore is watching Hellmuth and Matusow bust out and fade back and forth between crying jags and moments of explosive anger. I wish they would tell me when that episode will be on.
Actually, that's a Ford M-151 Ufford. Military Historian?
Then from left to right…:
32-bb
36-ccc
42-dd
34-c
I bet that a strategically placed bullet will cause Phil Hellmuth to flop onto his stomach, thereby forcing me to turn his body over several times before I dump it in the river.
I see a whole lot of "yeses" in those pictures along with a whole lot of douchebag.
Sooo, "subtle" means "gay," right?
I can't really tell what ribbons they are wearing, but I guarantee those cunts are wearing at least one that I ACTUALLY FUCKING EARNED!
Is that the fucking National Defense Ribbon?!?!? As a dirty POG I am greatly offended.
@Allan
So is it cool if I fuck your daughter yet?
@Shan
Yes just don't fuck around with my Firewatch Ribbon, I spilled blood earning it.
If there is a God Above, the next "update" you have will show Chuck Liddell smashing him through the feature table. Chuck hates douchebaggage (see Tito Ortiz).
"How's it goin', Eisenhower?"
/praying for Hellmuth to get recalled to Basra
+1 Otto.
A certain part of me is having no problem saluting those women. I'm not minding the mockery so much, but then again, I was a long haired hippie stoner when it came time to enlist.
Oh, and by "certain part," I meant my penis.
And on top of that he has Charlie riding shotgun.
[After Hellmuth busts out on Day 1]
Doyle Brunson: "Hellmuth, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"
Notice the 11 stars corresponding to his 11 wsop victories. He is a douchebag, but that's a helluva feat, shit-talker or not. Can't remember which general they talked about giving a 6th star to, (probably Dwight D, or Schwarzkopf), but I think Phil could take him.
On a pony ride.
It was for charity…
Allan, menstrual blood doesn't count….
Asshole? That is about the coolest thing I have ever seen. I love a women in uniform when I am watching overweight, losers gambling on television.
Wow…Sense of Humor anyone?