Giants defensive end/lingerie model-humper Osi Umenyiora appeared on what looks like Mike and Mike without Mike or Mike, and laid down a Tom Brady freestyle dis track that will go down in history next to Shaq's dismissal of Kobe. At least, I think it's a dis track. Umenyiora calls Brady "handsome and cute," then at the end of it he says he's just kidding. Oh, snap! So Tom Brady ISN'T cute!!! That is a fucking BURN. Don't show your non-cute face around here no mo' Tom Brady! Your ass got OWNED!
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Did Osi do the world a favor by defecating on Eric Kuselias?
By "my ring" I assume Osi meant "my poop."
Interesting style there, incorporating the 'I'm just kidding…sorry' technique after he was finished.
Very reminiscent of Big Daddy Kane in 86 and, later, Nas in 99.
Osi can wreck* a mic like a vandal.
*shit on
"Tell me how my ring tastes" ? No homoeroticism there, none at all.
@wdya: And after that, he's going to wax* a chump** like a candle***.
*–shit on
**–video ho
***–toilet
@HHY: Osi will grab* the microphone** first, so he can bust* like a bubble***.
* or **: shit
***: guy who shits
Tom Brady, I'm a scat on your flesh bat, Tom Brady.
What rhymes with "take a steamy shit on my chest"???
Hey Osi! Tell me how my ass taste!
He meant his O-ring, presumably.
that was some shitty rapping. he definitely pulled that out of his ass. i think he would have done better with his cornhole sputtering on a snare drum. crap crap crap
@HHY, WDYA - you guys wanna cut that shit out? i can barely read a straight sentence without having to jump back and forth to get the joke. gawd.
Oh I'm sorry, Osi…I didn't know you could throw a football 50 yards and hit a target, you dumb-ass piece of shit. Eat a dick, cocksucker. That's down syndrome ass QB of yours is more athletic than most linemen, so go fuck yourself.
Wow, WeffweeDood has little to no sense of humor.
And is almost certainly a Pat's fan.
I think you're the fag without a sense of humor, I was trying to be funny. Osi wasn't being funny, he was just being an ignorant retard.
Pats fan? Yes, but it wasn't the knock on Brady that got me as much as the knock on the position of QB.