OOOOHHH BURN
07.14.08
Canadian fans mercilessly went after Alex Rodriguez this weekend, flashing pictures of Madonna to distract him. I can't even imagine the mildly impolite things they said to him. "Hey, A-Rod, why don't you go hold Madonna's hand, eh?" "Have a safe trip back to New York, you hoser!" "I'm holding a photograph of someone you probably didn't sleep with! Look over here!" "You're aboot to strike out!"
Brutal. Just brutal, Canadia. Next time you should really let him have it by throwing cotton balls at him. Wet cotton balls! Then he'll KNOW you mean business!
(FYI, A-Rod in Toronto: 4-for-13, with three RBI and his 537th career home run to pass Mickey Mantle. The Yankees dropped two of three.)
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I'd be willing to bet those guys mouth fucked those pictures of Madonna after the game.
I guarantee that those virgins are all in the Madonna VD of the Month Club as well.
now, now. the Canadian government has apologized for bryan adams on several occasions
Left: "God, I'm so fucking tough yelling at a guy and making fun of his personal life, when he knows he legally can't touch me."
Right: "I'm just kidding, large ethnic person."
I'm not your budday friend!
Just don't insult their beer:
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sorry guys, i do apologize for the lil fucktard Canadian.
If i could've been able to afford better seats this weekend, maybe we'd be talking about my pictures i had up of C-rod balls deep in Lenny Kravitz'.
I would have gone with a Madonna Erotica photo instead. Madonna tied up in Bondage is aboot the only way I think I could stand her ae.
great pics. Wonder if he laughed. When you get a chance, check out http://www.ingamenow.com Great site
Almost everyone in the stands either stops laughing or looks away when A-Rod looks over there. Like the pictures in your hand doesn't give you away.
Mr. GayOrangeTruckerHat is a fucking twat. Notice how he's all loud and Molsony in the first pic and then looks like someone is squeezing his balls when ARod is staring him down. Fucking hoser, fuck you and your free health insurance. Good luck with that kidney transplant you'll need after years of drinking that swill…
You guys are reading way too much into that second picture. His mouth is shut because he's about to take a drink of that enormous beer.
Why would anyone be scared of A-Rod from their comfortable seat at a ballgame? Like he's really going to stop playing and run off the base and go over and pound on that kid?
A-Rod's a douche, these kids are awesome. The majority of people stopped looking because it just isn't that funny for that long. Heckling, however, is ALWAYS funny.
Disagree PreSchool, if you're gonna heckle, you've got to be able to stare the guy down from your comfy seat, you've got be be able to go the extra mile and heckle the guy while making eye contact, otherwise you're a fraud. Throw in the fact that he's probably Canadian and that makes him a fucking twat.
That's fucking awesome. The Jays should get in the playoffs gratis for how completely wicked this display is. Too bad they hit like Madonna's back-up dancers.
To the guy's credit, he IS still making eye-contact with A-Rod. I honestly think he got caught about to drink his beer when A-Rod turned around, but yeah, if a major star is going to call you out on it, that's when you start shouting really mean, degrading things.
Off the top of my head, I'd ask him how that tranny, body-building stripper he got caught with a few years back is doing. Then I'd move right into the purse-swatting first-base move he pulled several years before that.
Then I'd question his ethnicity and green-card status. You know, if he had to marry Steinbrenner to come to Uh-Meer-Ih-Cuh and play bases-on-balls.
P.S. God I hate A-Rod (and the Yankees in general) so much.
looks like he just got caught taking money out of the collection plate at church…but instead of God striking him down with eternal damnation A-Rod is just going to beat him with a bat. Rule 1 if you plan on getting front row seats to mock a player don't look like a bitch if said player actually notices the mocking!