NOT FAIR
07.07.08
In case you'd forgotten, I'd like to remind you that you're not some horribly awkward-looking British man who looks like a science experiment that mixed the DNA of Prince William, Hugh Grant, and Manute Bol. Because if you were, you'd be pro soccer player Peter Crouch, carrying around a fancy man-purse and dating Abigail Clancey.
"La dee dah, I carry a purse and date lingerie models, I'm so great!" Oh yeah? Well, two can play at this game, Crouch. No one but no one carries around a purse like me! Call me, ladies!
[Kickette]
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You would think she could find a decent pair of matching heels, no? Fuckin' tramp.
/I'll be in my office* if anyone needs me.
*The Shitter
"The Shitter" is also known as soccer and/or Amy Winehouse's mouth.
True story: When Peter Crouch was asked what he would be if he wasn't a premier league footballer, he replied "a virgin."
Yeah.
IT'S EUROPEAN!
I bet he looks like Mr. Burns naked. What? You wanna see homos naked? No! Home is where you make it!
Big deal, I carry lingerie and dates in my purse all the time.
/Missing the point–and loving it!
I'd dip my balls in that.
NO…not him you idiots…the man-purse!
Isn't that right, Mr. Scream?!?
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-HEH-HAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Number one, that dude has no ass. Look where she's patting him. Pathetic. What self respecting man doesn't have an ass? No really. I'm miffed by this.
This Abigail bird must be the most loyal human in the world to show this living "Burning Man" the affection she does. I'm in love.