For landlocked countries like Germany, who only have a northern coast without particularly great waves, inlet surfing is probably as good a ten as you're going to hang (or however the surfer lingo goes) as you're going to get. But oh no! That sign there says it's against the rules. Who knew the Germans were such sticklers for orders? I hope whatever charge these kids kids get out of their fleeting moment of fun is worth it, because they'll find their family members gunned down in the foyer when they get home by goverment agents. You thought Germany's brutal past was behind them? You obviously haven't tried surfing where you shouldn't.