Some patriotic citizen named Dean Fidelman spends a lot of time photographing nude women rock climbing, and he's done enough of it that he now has a calendar called "Stone Nudes" for sale. The Stone Nudes website is NSFW, but in that artsy black-and-white boobs-only kinda way, so you get a more intellectual kind of boner.
Pimping the calendar is the always-hilarious Daily Mail (via SbB), which says:
It is the latest extreme sport craze to sweep the US, and is now tipped to become a popular pastime in the UK… [Fidelman said,] 'Hundreds of people are now participating in a sport that captures the true essence of the climbing spirit.'
Yes, an extreme sport "sweeping" the United States (population 300 million) now has hundreds of people taking part. Why, it's the biggest American phenomenon since Mariah Carey starred in Glitter. Be careful, Great Britain! Once four or five people pick it up over there, it will be a worldwide pandemic of naked rock climbing!
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I thought it said "cock climbing".
I wonder if those chicks have less hair on their snatches than the rocks do.
"Intellectual Boner"
I've had one of those before…man I've got to stop watching Professor bangs student porn.
i'm pretty sure your leg isn't supposed to do that.
/read in hubie brown's voice
ahh the intellectual type boner. you know the type, always chatting at parties, glass of port in hand, going over his last sociological lecture that's currently being published.
Then Dr. Robinson comes in with his new 20 year-old wife and, kabloosh! your intellectual boner makes a complete mess of your ceiling fan.
Where do they stash their water bottles?
Where do they stash their water bottles?
intellectual kind of boner.
I shall call it Rembrant Q. Einstein.
Listen, you can say what you want about the "intellectual boner" and his particular brand of liberal elitism, but at least he's not getting himself caught on barbed wire fences while cow tipping or getting electrical shocks from trying to rewire his outboard motor without grounding himself.
My blue collar boner is clinging to its bible and gun.
She could climb my speleothem that rises from the floor of a limestone cave due to the dripping of mineralized solutions and the deposition of calcium carbonate. And by that I mean stalagmite.
And by stalagmite I mean the thing that is growing in a cave by my house. I'm friendly that way.
Stone Nudes > Steve Stone Nude
More like Stalagtite! Oh!
Should I be excited or worried about future use of the NAKES CHICKS tag?
"Where do they stash their water bottles?"
Well, this seems to be naked bouldering, so it's more "Where do they stash their chalk bags?"