LIZ HATCH IS MODESTLY ATTRACTIVE
07.11.08
Liz Hatch is a pro cyclist who arrived late to the game (she didn't start until age 24) but has gained recognition for her toughness and aggressive style. And also for her hot, hot hotness. Thankfully, leading world-affairs magazine Maxim took a break from covering the Middle Eastern crisis to produce a splendid gallery of her in various degrees of semi-undress. They also found this tidbit from her interview with The Sporting Life:
"I thrive off of the pain. When it hurts, I keep telling myself that it's just another form of pleasure. Once you tell yourself that it hurts too much to continue you may as well… get a real job."
Well, sure. But tell us about cycling.
[Also see: Liz's MySpace and blog]
TAGS: OUCH MY ENTIRE BODY
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Liz Hatch says "lick thiz snatch".
And I oblige.
My face can be her bike seat.
Unrelated, but I'm having a shitty day because I found out that some douchebag that I know (and really, really hate) has moneyed in the WSOP. Fuck that guy.
Ill giver her a real job
Her blog seems to be a series of creepy dudes leaving weird comments like they know her. God save her if 4chan gets ahold of that link…
When will the NHL Ice Girls get such indepth and slutty lighting treatment from Maxim?
"Seriously though, I love this sport. There’s just enough blood, tears, and suffering to appease my inner sicko."
This chick needs to comment here.
That sucks Zack. I knew a guy who was ever so close to getting a seat at the WSOP, too bad he didn't make it.
jesus shan.. you're all over the place. Usually i can scroll so your asstar isn't on the screen (and i won't look anymore the office pervert than my cut off shorts already make me) but you've dominated this post. I'm not complaining, just saying.
also… When it hurts, I keep telling myself that it's just another form of pleasure
I take the same stance with the itches.
this chick reminds me of Liz Phair for some reason. In a good way.
God save her if 4chan gets ahold of that link…
Note taken.
She's fair game for us; Lance Armstrong doesn't want her, seeing as how she has tits. I'm going to disguise myself as a Schwinn and see if she'll ride me.
that's more silicone than i normally like to see on a bike, but i'll allow it.
"I love watching people throw up and I love when they take blood at the doctor's office"
I think her and I could hang out.
What the hell is that shite written on her cocaine hip?
Liz, I know people on this site that know how to really hurt…
What the hell is that shite written on her cocaine hip?
'Keep Hope Alive'
She must be a fan Jesse Jackson. I no longer think we could hang out.
<i>"She must be a fan Jesse Jackson. I no longer think we could hang out."</i>
No, she just is pleading for the guy who has her friend Hope in his basement to show some mercy.
No, she just is pleading for the guy who has her friend Hope in his basement to show some mercy.
still can't hang out with her. pleading, nagging… it's all the same shit to me.
@Putrid
"Powder Lines Here"
In Gaelic.