KILL ME NOW
07.17.08
Alleged NBA basketball player Marko Jaric brought his fiancee Adriana Lima with him to the ESPYs last night, and it’s easy to see why a gorgeous Brazilian lingerie model would fall for him. How could any woman say no to such a handsome fellow? That thin, stringy hair! The close-set piggy eyes! The slow-growing hint of mustache and soul patch — why, it’s like he’s an adolescent pirate! Throw in his 8.3 points per game for NBA powerhouse Minnesota Timberwolves (and now the Grizzlies), and you’ve got what may very well be the perfect man. I admit, I’m a little jealous of Adriana. What a lucky gal.
(More ESPY photos on the way)
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Pictured: Delusional hot chick with the luckiest man in the world
pictured: man about to have income reduced by 50%
there is no justice in this world. im going to go hang myself
I love the ESPYs. At least they're considerate enough to announce the winners before the broadcast so we don't have to watch it.
I don't care what you all say, Lima isn't that great.
I don't care what you all say, Enrico is gay.
I'm happy for her. I thought she would never get over me.
I second Matt's assessment of Enrico.
Must be tha money!
and nothing wrong with a soul patch.
/strokes soul patch
His eyes are so close together he might as well merge them and become a cyclops. It might help his shooting.
1. I third Matt's assessment of Enrico.
2. I don't buy the $ angle. Adriana could literally have any single NBA player she wants. Why settle for a no-talent Euro-flopping gargoyle?
3. There is no God.
Fourth, yo.
I wOuld Totally cRuise mY WhIP oVEr Her aT 110 MPh, DiGGity Dizzawg……
His personality has swept me off my feet as well.
@DrunkenEaglesFan: +1
Is that what the kids call synergy?
Is she still claiming to be a virgin? Or is she still "technically" a virgin because Marko's tiny, tiny penis was too tiny to puncture her hymen?
(Aha! I knew I had a "red carpet" joke in me somewhere!)
He's not that bad. I mean, he's loaded and a professional athlete. at least he doesn't look like Sam Cassell.
@ zack – still claiming the virgin thing. which is probably why he's marrying her. it worked out so well for nick lachey.
He's not that bad.
Maybe not, but the absence of an absolute negative doesn't entitle you to the world's awesomest lingerie model.
That's it!!! … ….. … I'm growin' a mustasch.
shes just as gross looking
(More ESPY photos on the way)
You know what? Don't bother. We've got all we need right here.
Maybe it has something to do with his MSN screen name – Jaric_15_inches?
Wow… Someone should tell her she is wearing her ring on the wrong finger…!!!
Whoa! That's quite the backlash, I'm being treated like a Bostonian here. She's good, but not great.
You're not gay, Enrico. I think she's kinda heinous too.
Then again, I'm a girl.
@ Brat
She might not be SUPER hot or even racktastic, but she is definitely NOT heinous.
to Emmalee:
As if saying yes to Marko Fucking Jaric wasn't enough evidence to prove shes an MRF
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Oh, she kiss him boldly,he also is very happy, I foound more exciting pictures on RichMa tching.c o m ysterday than this , that women also beautiful and sex. Nice to enjoy more.
Neither speaks English as a first language. That's actually an advantage for him as he'd be easier to understand than a native English speaker.
it seems like they are a couple.HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO…but my friends mentioned
that you met your woman on the famous free interracial dating site i n t e r r a c i a l
chatting . c o m ? True or not??
finally! i placed who he looks like! The guy from princess bride.
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yeah.. him.
Emmallee – Sometimes the engagement ring is worn on the right ring finger. It's the wedding ring that's universally worn on the left.
Punch Rockgroin – She's a millionaire at a $6-7M yearly clip. He really doesn't make much more than she does. If he continues to play as crappy as he does now, he will probably make less dough than her pretty soon.
I also don't think he is all that bad looking (this is coming from a female). They make a cute couple!