KENNY IRONS IS HAVING FUN
07.23.08
Pictures of these Bengals (starring running back Kenny Irons on the bottom right) were dredged up by some website that has a real problem marketing itself. The always insightful Nik Richie says:
How could I forget about the Bengals football squad. They are always up to no good.
I work really hard to make sure that With Leather sounds like it's written by an idiot, but I admit, not even I could come up with comparing player arrests to pictures of a pool party during the offseason. Well done, sir.
Side note: about two weeks ago Nik took a photo from Sports by Brooks that had been watermarked with a SbB logo, and he put The Dirty watermark on top of it. Dude, you're a blogger, not a graffiti artist. You don't have to tag everything you see. Props for getting the photos (and for hating Perez Hilton), but c'mon, play nice with the other kids.

"You don't have to tag everything you see."
Matt Leinart respectfully disagrees.
As do I, now that I think about it.
Looks like they found exactly where da' white women at.
"Ladies, you hold the beers, and I'll hold the Tang."
Did they all come out of that Irish Spring box? Saw a commercial that implied such a thing once.
Careful ladies! I wouldn't drink those frosty-cold Coors Light cans until they turn blue. It indicates the beer has chilled to the level of ultimate frosty greatness.
Nice "pussy pick-up" grab as well.
'Scissor gang mafia'? huh?
Im Igneous for life, suckers. We dont die, We solidify.
I'm guessing their belly buttons aren't the only things they have pierced.
Nik from The Dirty denigrates women and is holding back the advancement of feminism across the globe.
So why do I hate him so much?
And cue the paternity suits in 3…2…1…
Those Bengal clowns. What a bunch of clowns.
So how come Kenny Irons gets a pass and Leinart doesn't? I'm sick of this media bias against white players. Do you know how hard it is for white boys to get girls like the ones Leinart had? Everybody would expect Kenny Irons to get some tang like that, but Matt Leinart? You would've thought he had gone to USC or something…
Ohhhhhh wait…
"All Holes Filled With Hard Cock"
This looks like a Three-Six Mafia video shoot.
(Side note x2): "Richie" also lifted one of my UCLA cheerleader pics from my site and plastered his watermark over it. Even worse, his "quip" was something along the lines of never wanting to fuck an Asian chick b/c they smell like noodles and are disgusting, which- as the gravure models posted here can confirm- is pretty much insane.
I don't recognize those players without guns in their hands.
You know how I know black people cant swim? Because there is a fucking jacuzzi on a fucking house boat. Put some water wings on and jump in the lake.
/Also get some hotter white chicks
b/c they smell like noodles and are disgusting
small price to pay, my man.
That is a big ass bottle of E&J….nothing but the best!
Professional (I mean that in the loosest way possible) football players can surely do better than Coors Light.
So which one of these whores is the infamous "Jengals"? I'm guessing the one in the middle who's a second away from being dry-fisted.
i wonder why that bitch in the middle of pic 1 is making that "i'm going to get gang raped" smile.
Bengalskank.
i wonder why that bitch in the middle of pic 1 is making that "i'm going to get gang raped" smile.
Might have something to do with the fact that she's being used as a ventriloquist's dummy in that photo.
I'd do her… do her… do her… do her… lose the BIG sunglasses and we'll talk.
/Stewie'd
those chicks are ghetto – the one with the hand up her ass looks like her face has been photo shopped onto her body WTF, nice tits far right
It was actually seconds past getting dry fisted and let me tell you what a difference all that hand bling makes…guess I wont be walking for a few days.
"We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. Say, Kenny Irons?""Um … Kenny's Iron?"