07.17.08 JASON GIAMBI IS THIRSTY
Yankees slugger Jason Giambi is having a good time in Las Vegas, where he's finding new and inventive ways around the city's massive cup and glass shortage. The whole city is out of reasonably-sized liquid containers that fit easily into an adult's hand! Call the National Guard — Vegas needs an emergency shipment of rocks glasses!
Honestly, I'm disappointed in these photos. This is shameful partying, and I expect better from Giambi. You can't really expect me to believe that he couldn't find some stripper who would let him pour the Jack on her boobs and then drink it off of them.
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JASON GIAMBI IS THIRSTY
The pinky being up shows you have class.
The 'stache just shows that your boyfriend enjoys dick-brooms.
pour the Jack on her boobs and then drink it off of them.
Giambi strikes me more of a "drink Jack out of the crack of a strippers ass" kind of guy.
I was in Vegas last week, and I got yelled at for carrying around a bottle of Beam. I mean, if I can't drink Bourbon while floating down the Lazy River at the MGM at 1 in the afternoon…
Javon Walker should take a few lessons from Giambi about how and what to drink while in Vegas.
Good thing he has Christ on his side. Without those rosaries around his neck, he's liable to stray from the light.
Swany: What Would Jesus Pound Striaght From The Bottle?
WWJPSFTB…
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and Drinking Buddy?
yes, lloyd
He better not put that shit back in the fridge when he's done, because, ew. Worst roommate ever.
HGH comes in liquor bottles now?
Jesus would transform my saliva into an alcoholic beverage of its very own nature. That way I would become intoxicated for free, and I could just chicks loaded just by making out with
their vaginasthem.Better be careful there Giambino, another 100 lbs and you can look like one Mr. Arthur Lange.
Funny, Giambi usually just orders a Gin and Juice.
See what I just did there? Yes, that's right — I used italics.
Is that a sweet Yes shirt or what?
… or Boston? Either way, it goes well with the porn 'stache.
That, good sir, is a Bon Jovi t-shirt. All Giambi need now is a spray-on orange tan, and his transformation into a guido will be complete.
I hope he poured some out for Joseph Genovese's butt virginity.
Whiskey? Bon Jovi t-shirt? Mustache? Are we sure that he was in Vegas? Seems more like a Jersey Shore thing.
I want to know what 1986 Pete Carroll in the background thinks is so goddamn funny.
i also like to pretend my bottles are trumpets before i drink from. then i take my refrigerator box/race car/rocketship/fort out for a spin.
Note Pictured: Giambi winning the thong contest.
Who does Giambi think he is, Kyle Orton?
He forgot his denim jacket, bro!
/jersey shore'd
Super-gelled hair. Check.
Porn-star mustache. Check.
Gold chain. Check.
Bon Jovi t-shirt. Check.
Steroid/HGH-fueled physique. Check.
Drinking straight from the bottle. Check.
Paging Mr. Giambi, Mr. Giambi. Mr. Giambi, please report to Bergen County, c. 1986.
Jack Daniels from the bottle and a sweet mustache. I don't know why you guys keep making fun of him, I think I'm developing a man-crush.
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