07.31.08 ‘JACKIE BIG TITS’ GETS A NEW NAME
Ben Rhodes and Steve Morrison will be sailing for England in the Olympics, but the IOC has nixed the name of their boat: "Jackie Big Tits," a reference to the song by the Kooks. Rhodes and Morrison, who have a history of naming their boats after songs and musicians, handled the setback in stride.
[W]ith Olympic bigwigs sticking their oar in, Stevie and Ben have no choice but to give up their Big T**s. They will now compete under the banner Little Miss Pipedream, after THE WOMBATS’ track.
What a bunch of pussies, changing the name just so they can participate in the stupid Olympics. I would've been all, "Sure, sure, we'll change it." Then on race day, BAM! Blowjob Betty.
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‘JACKIE BIG TITS’ GETS A NEW NAME
I favor "No head, no backstage pass." As a song title, a boat name, and frankly, as a philosophy for life.
That picture is why Wilbon wasn't wearing pants on PTI….
I prefer "Cum On Feel The Noize" and the sails would be a giant Ava Devine bukkake fest.
"Jackie Big Tits" would be a better name for a motorboat
/I feel like I should retire this joke
Is there anything stopping them from printing the cover image from NOFX album "Heavy Petting Zoo" onto one of their sails?
@Grimey–don't, because even if it retires it could pull a Favre. Also, heh.
Anyway, i am shocked, shocked that sailing is considered a sport by the Olympics. What, croquet and spat-polishing aren't fancy enough?
I see a place I'd like to stick MY oar in.
P.S. Jackie Big Tits is also the name of an Olympic weightlifter. He is a Native American suspected of steroid use.
Yeah, but what if they spell "Pipe Dream" as two words?
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