Here's Belarussian soccer referee Sergei Shmolik hard at work, much in the same way I'm hard at work right now.
Referee Sergei Shmolik was helped off the field with back pain while officiating a Belarus league match, but later was shown to be drunk…
Shmolik was hardly moving by the end of the match, which ended in a 1-1 draw, officiating from the central circle by the end of the game.
It's also a passable impression of Vincent D'Onofrio's "Bug" character from Men in Black, which is more than I can say about myself. I do more of a Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. Drinking myself to death, falling in love with hookers, falling through glass tables. "Look at me, I'm a prickly pear!"
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Man, I didn't know sugar water could fuck you up so bad.
Oh, and thanks for mentioning Nic Cage. Now I have to go choke myself while taming the snake in the bathroom.
Finally, something other sports can take from soccer!
"What seems to be the officer, problem?"
Thanks to SAN, I am literally "hard at work."
Shmolik was heard screaming “Isotopes rule!” as the cop car pulled away.
Living the G2 lifestyle.
See? Even people paid to pay attention to soccer can’t be bothered watching that crap.
i would do the same thing if forced to sit through a belarussian soccer match. they fucking blow.