
The American League has never lost an All-Star Game in which Ichiro Suzuki has played, and several players (including Ichiro) credit it to the usually taciturn star's expletive-ridden tirade to his teammates before the game. Apparently, the Mariner has a mouth like a sailor. And that's why it's free to read this site. You get what you pay for, folks.
He crafts his public portrayal similar to the image he projects on the field: a technician, a warrior, a Ph.D. in stoicism. In reality, Ichiro’s All-Star teammates love him for his wicked sense of humor and sly deceit, shown with a vocabulary far more expansive than he leads on…
“If you’ve never seen it, it’s definitely something pretty funny,” [Justin] Morneau said. “It’s hard to explain, the effect it has on everyone. It’s such a tense environment. Everyone’s a little nervous for the game, and then he comes out. He doesn’t say a whole lot the whole time he’s in there, and all of a sudden, the manager gets done with his speech, and he pops off.” [...]
Ichiro was asked how much he believes the speech has contributed to the AL dominance that has stretched more than a decade now. “I’ve got to say over 90 percent,” he said.
I know I'm a prissy little fanboy for Ichiro, but that's still pretty awesome. I'm disrespectful to the NL! Can you see I am serious? Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?


He hate National League 100%.
What a waste of awesomeness he is stuck in Seattle.
"You have no Marbles"
He's stuck playing in Seattle for Christ sakes. It's the only time he's gotten to be on the field with good players. He gets fired up.
There you have it fishbulb.
Farking pitcher barring doucherags!
“Bleep … bleep bleep bleep … National League … bleep … bleep … bleeeeeeeeep … National – bleep bleep bleepbleepbleep!” Ichiro = South Park + Pete Rose – Vomit inducing doucheyness
Why won’t you phoneticize the accent for us?
-Dr. Z
"August, in Kansas City, is hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock."
- Ichiro
"We need to Kamikaze suicide bomb the National League"
*silence*
Meh, when we had a Mexican foreign exchange student at my high school we taught her all the swears we knew first thing and didn't tell her they were swears. I've got a feeling the same sort of thing is in effect here. He probably thinks he's telling them all to trust in the mighty forces of the universe and fulfill their destinies, or something.
Ah Ichiro, I wonder if he fondly recalled his first trip to Yankee Stadium at any point this week? I doubt it since he was serenaded with chants of HI-RO-SHI-MA and NA-GA-SAKI in the bottom of the 1st. I was there and, though classless, it was pretty fucking hilarious.
@futuremrsrickankiel: They do Foreign exchange students with Mexico?? How fucked was the pood bastard that got sent the other way, to Mexico?
If he really did adapt the "Mr. Sparkle" video for his pre-game speech, Ichiro might be my favorite athlete – nay, person – in history.
Earl -
you said it, fishbulb
Hello chief. Let's talk, why not?
"Tiger is a great golfer, but … when you say athlete, I think of Carl Lewis. When you talk about [golfers or race-car drivers], I don't want to see them run. It's the same if you were to meet a beautiful girl and go bowling. If she's an ugly bowler, you are going to be disappointed."
- Ichiro Suzuki
Ah Ichiro, I wonder if he fondly recalled his first trip to Yankee Stadium at any point this week? I doubt it since he was serenaded with chants of HI-RO-SHI-MA and NA-GA-SAKI in the bottom of the 1st. I was there and, though classless, it was pretty fucking hilarious.
And Derek Jeter calls Yankee fans the most intelligent fans in the nation?? For Christ Sakes, they are taunted a player on the AL team. If that doesn't say stupid wop dego, then nothing does.
Even philly fans know to taunt the opposition….and santa.
This is totally like how Pete Rose used to fire up the NL players during their two decade run of dominance, except Rose's tirade would sound more like "'I've got fourteen !@&#$ grand riding on this !@#&$ game and so help me if one'a you (*@#$@ guys !@&*s this up on me I'm gonna break your @%(^%@ legs, and if you don't believe me, go ask !@&*$^ Ray Fosse."
DoucheNozzle, you really are a douchnozzle aren'tcha. I was referring to his 1st visit to the Stadium, not last night. Can we turn down the Yankee hate any time soon? What, no, oh, nevermind.
<I> his wicked sense of humor and sly deceit</i>
Like Pearl Harbor?