You know, the NFL isn't the only league that has fans excited for the coming season. The Premiership kicks off its season in about two weeks, and as you can see from the photos here, Liverpool is ready for all catchers. I mean takers. Ready for all takers.
Robbie Keane enthusiastically participated in, uhh… training drills? … with Fernando Torres and the rest of his new teammates, and it's definitely good to see a new player looking so light in the boots while he forges bonds with new teammates.
I hope that wasn't too subtle. I'm calling them gay, you see.
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We'll see who's gay after Fernando Torres rips up the Premier League this year and is banging whores by the fistful; killing them by the dozens.
Pretty sure they are just excited because they scored tickets to see Kraftwerk at the Dancecentrum in Struttgart.
Don't hate. Men holding hands is tradition in England, just like drinking tea, strolling along the banks of the Thames, or swallowing manchowder by the gallon (I think in England manchowder is called "crisps")
They're racing to see who's going to be the pivot man in the circle jerk.
If Torres is half as filthy in bed as he is on the pitch, I really don't care if he holds hands with other dudes. Torres + Keane = persuasive argument in favor of a threesome.
Outstanding use of an obscure Simpsons line. Well done.
I'm calling them gay, you see.
Once you told me they were soccer players, I saw where you were going with this.
I know it's been said before, but Smurphette's comments continue to cause a double take until I remember she's not a dude.
Damn straight Swany, I believe he is the man to take L'Pool to the top!
/puns intended and still wishing they had Owen….
I believe that Carslberg is the British version of Ass-troglide, eh, guvnah?
Yuck it up. Torres, Keane, and Stevie G can all be as gay as the day is long.
They sure can play.
YNWA !!!!!
thats going to be the best fourth place club the premier league has ever seen. fuck those scouse cunts
You should see the size of their smiles when they continue these teamwork drills in the showers…