07.31.08 HARD-HITTING CHEERLEADER JOURNALISM
Bill Mikesell of OregonLive.com is responsible for this insider look on what it takes to become a member of the Portland TrailBlazers dance team. According to the judges, it's all about having dancers who "project their personality" and have good technique, consistency and energy. One official notes that they're looking for "that stand-out girl," which is about as close as anyone comes to saying they're looking for fine-ass women who can dance real sexy-like.
And, as with any hard-hitting news report, it's spliced with long cuts of girls in spandex dancing real sexy-like. I know it's still early in the year, but I smelllll Puliiiiiiiiitzerrrrrrrrrrr…
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HARD-HITTING CHEERLEADER JOURNALISM
see, when you say 'hard hitting cheerleader journalism', i get all excited for some VMI cheerleader type sh*t.
but yeah, i mean. ass & titties works too.
Bill Mikesell is a true genius. It's like he distilled the essence of my dreams, untied the ropes, washed off the honey and powdered sugar, wrapped it in spandex, and posted it on the internet in a format that's marginally safe for me to watch while I'm at work.
You smell Pulitzer? I smell Glenlivet. Cheers.
I smell fish.
Isn't that what this smells like?
/holds out finger
Greg Oden's crotch is disappointed that it wasn't chosen as a judge
Portland's the one that still has a team, right?
@Punch: Your finger smells like USC football player thong.
they're looking for fine-ass women who can dance real sexy-like.
I didn't see any, did you?
I thought all you had to do to make the team is be able to roll a blunt.
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