GREG ODEN IS COOL
07.22.08Here's a video of the TrailBlazers deferred-rookie center Greg Oden being funny and not dying. I don't know what these "ESPY" things are that he keeps talking about, but I sure hope he got to be the host. I mean, anyone endorsed by their mom HAS to be good. I'd give anything for my mother's approval.
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“ESPY” is just Bristol-speak for the fellation of Brett Favre and the New York Giants.
ESPY sounds like a brand name of afro-sheen.
I'd give anything for my mother's approval
to be fair, oden has like a 30 yr head start on you. give it time.
You'd better check those equations. I think you're off a few decimal points.
ESPY was the trial name for a certain biker nut lubricant called DZ Nutz. AKA Deeeeeze Nutttzzzz all up in you moufh.
ESPY is an unreleased Wu-Tang Clan track.
Enormous Stacks of Pussy, Yo.
Politically I'm torn. I support Barack Obama, but I went to High School with John McCain.
Damn you, Greg Oden, for beating me to the older than you claim to be jokes!!
Let the fellation begin!
oden was a busboy at "the last supper"
His forehead is ribbed, for her pleasure.
His forehead is ribbed, for her pleasure.
Funny, talented and well dressed…
Jengels, you thinking this could the next John Amaechi?