This elaborate unveiling of soccer uniforms (fine, fine: kits) comes to us from Bayern Munich, aka Bayern München, aka The Adventures of Bayern Munchausen. And I don't want to spoil anything, but if you hate soccer and Germans — and most Americans do — this isn't going to improve your view of either.
I just don't know how team officials arrived at this monstrosity. "We need to show off the new kits." "How about a fashion show?" "That's a terrible idea." "How about a fashion show… with choreography!?" "NOW you're talking!"
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good to see the Germans keeping it creepy.
Not to be a pain in the ass (ok, fine, to be a pain in the ass), but if you're going to Anglicize "Munich," you might as well go all the way… Bayern translates to "Bavaria."
I KNEW that German degree would come in handy someday!
Step up 2: the gas chamber
My favorite part is how amazing that "blond" chick's roots are. That just screams "professional model."
i can't tell if i'm supposed to be frightened or aroused.
i think i'm a little of both.
Scary that those girls were awarded with cash prizes after that performance and an ego boost that will make you stick your finger down your throat, isn't it?
Sidenote- Anyone ever seen the movie, Machine Girl? It's Jap-snuff-shock.
Smurphette informs me that Bayern is never Anglicized in soccer coverage (as if I ever read such coverage). Thus chastised, I will collect my Pretentious Consolation Prize and take my leave.
hip hop dancing to classical music…stupid fucking Germans..
And, they must suck, the team is composed of a bunch of chicks that don't look all that athletic
It seems more like weird ad for T Home. The guys on the stage clearly don't know what to do with themselves because they start talking to each other during the "show."
Hey, at least they used women to moden the kits instead of, say, Frank Ribery.
Revolutionary!
No wait, what's that other word…
Tedious!
these bitches make my penis soft.
@UU
germany's gonna have to do more than this to take the crown from japan
Where is the Von Wolfhaus brewery?
just say 1999 champions league to a bayern munich fan and watch their head explode
I don't think a fashion show is a good idea, Michael.
/K.I.T.T.
I used to like soccer and women, then I watched this video, now I think they're both too gay.
Wait… all that crap for solid black and solid white uniforms?
I can't believe I watched that whole thing.
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