07.01.08 DWYANE WADE’S FAVE FIVE INCREASES TO SIX
Black Sports Online (could you tell?) via Deuce of Davenport found this interesting misappropriation of Deeee-wyane Wade's image on a pack of Chinese sex enhancement pills that promise "sueper sex". The extra E is for ecstasy. Or estrogen. Either way,you're probably getting raped if you take them.
The "one become effectives for man only" line ringing Wade's head is more than a little unsettling. Is that another way of saying these pills will make you gay?If that's true, Brian Roberts has been doping on them for years.
Wade's representatives have already said his image was used without permission. But what of the moaning white woman? Does no one care for her? Roaring Dwyane is too embarrassed to even look at her on the package. Possibly he's yelling "AAAIIIIIEEEE HETERO SEX! GET ME OUTTA HEEEEERRRRREEEEE!"
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There are 8 comments about:
DWYANE WADE’S FAVE FIVE INCREASES TO SIX
What a brave corporate logo!
G2's asian marketing campaign proved far more effective than its north american counterpart
If your boner lasts for longer than 12 hours, don't bother contacting a doctor cause these pills are made in a rat infested factory in China, so you're fucked.
Won't someone please think of Star Jones' vagina!
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+1 Alex
Can you not see that I am serious?
If you need a prescription for these, call 1-800-DOCTORB. The "B" is for Bargain!
Possibly she's yelling, "My nipples, who took my nipples?!"
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