Fantasy disappointments Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are still trudging along in their relationship that somehow makes both of them less likable than they already are.  However, in a departure from the usual smooth-sailing news, the word from Page Six is that Bush is trying to slim down Kardashian's black hole of an ass.  And I use that term strictly figuratively.

A source tells Page Six that Kardashian… has been working out extra hard these days at the request of her boyfriend, New Orleans Saint Reggie Bush. "He's been pushing her to work out hard," said our source. Sunday, Kardashian was overheard telling a friend at the opening of FUSE nightclub in Nashville that Bush made her run the dunes at Manhattan Beach in California. 

Yeah good luck with that.  As far as I can tell, Kim never went to college and has never had an actual job.  She's basically been given everything she has in life either because her parents are rich or because of her looks.  That's not exactly the blueprint for the work ethic to stay in shape.  The only way she's gonna run to the top of some dunes is if you tell her there's a bunch of stuff she loves up there, like donuts or cock.