Noted Washington Post writer and ESPN talking head Michael Wilbon has often voiced his distaste for bloggers, but looky looky here: no pants on the set of Pardon the Interruption. You see, Mike, we're not so different, you and I. Why, Mike Tunison and I often write the content of this website from the same location and bicker while not wearing pants — just like you and your cohort Tony Kornheiser!
Just not on TV. That would be gay.
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*Wilbon walks into Men's Warehouse*
"I'll take just the jackets and shirts please"
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That could be the third guy who sits under the desk and alternates blowing them.
Nice shoes, asshole.
My "pants-less bickering" keeps landing me in jail.
Ironically, "pants-less bickering" seems to be quite popular there.
Kornheiser's still on PTI?
Lacking pants allows him faster access to his dick when talking about Kobe.
Those shoes don't mesh well with his skirt.
WARDROBE!
Off topic, but "Don't you hate pants?!" is my second favorite Simpsons line only behind "Pray for Mojo".
Bravo.
Pants are for poor people.
permission to stab the first person who makes a "now we know who wears the pants in that relationship" joke?
Impeach Wilbon!
Can you name the truck with 4 wheel drive, smells like a steak, and seats 35?
What is "Caonyonero," Alex.
That explains the Steelworkers membership that Wilbon's had for years. Keep reaching for that rainbow!