After she earned a surprising berth to the Olympic team by winning the women's 100-meter free (she later withdrew from that event to focus on the 50m in Beijing), swimmer Dara Torres became a flashpoint for discussion, drawing both the suspicion of steroid McCarthyites and the awe of regular folk seeing a 41-year-old mother win a world-class anaerobic sporting event.
Interestingly, her two-year-old daughter Tess didn't arrive in this world without some apparent, umm… trial and error. Torres had a 16-month marriage to Itzhak Shasha, a Palm Beach surgeon who is 20 years her senior. After their divorce, Torres remarried and got pregnant — to the fertility doctor who treated Shasha and Torres when they were together. Yup, that's a burn.
"Believe me, I've achieved many significant things in my life," [Shasha] said, "and none of them was being married to her. I don't want to talk about that marriage, and I don't want to talk about her."
Yeah, if I had a wife with a rock-hard body that I couldn't get pregnant because I was a flaccid old man, I probably wouldn't want to talk about it, either. Good thing my virility will never wane. I've got the mythical Cock of Ages. Line forms to the left, ladies.
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Mythical cock DOES form lines…
"Cock of Ages" is easily my favorite Def Leppard song.
No wonder she is so fast, she has no tits. Swimmers should have giant boobs. There would be no world records, but there would be giant boobs…hey, which do you want?
If thats the shape of 40, i'm glad I am 32 and filled with Egg McMuffins and BK Stackers.
NBC is going to eat that story up. Not only is she a dusty cunt participating in the Olympics, she was also married to a member of al-Qaeda!
Gee I always thought swimming was an aerobic activity, silly me.
between the flat chest and dyke haircut she could pass for a dude.
Also, try saying Itzhak Shasha 3 times fast. it can't be done.
the ex is gonna get so much poon from this story. women love their men the same way they like their coffee – stale and bitter.
mark my words, with that manish figure and face it's only a matter of time until A-Rod tries to fuck her.
so this blank shooting old codger is pissed because his wife left him and got knocked up?
i dont see the problem here
Gee I always thought swimming was an aerobic activity, silly me.
Usually, swimming is an aerobic activity. Torres is a sprinter, which requires anaerobic skills.
Dear stupid people, please die.
@Matt:
Anaerobic? Now you're telling me she has an eating disorder?
@ Matt
"Torres is a sprinter, which requires anaerobic skills."
Meaning she holds her breath for the whole 50 meter sprint. ~= 24 seconds. Very skillful.
/Holds breath for 30 seconds.
//Turns blue, passes out and dies.
///Thanks Uff, I'm dead. Jerk.
Yeah! Fuck Matt!
Anaerobic? Now you're telling me she has an eating disorder?
No, retard, that's ambidextrous.
I was a swimmer and having been friends with some of the older guys who swam with her, I know her by association. From more than one source I know that she's gets around. She even had a sexual position nicknamed after her. Again from more than 1 source I heard that she was flexible enough to sit on a guy's face and lean all the way back to take care of the goods.