Parkour not being retarded or deadly enough, the people of the Czech Republic have resorted to taking injurious leaps between large dick-shapped rocks because… I don't know. Do I look like an ethnographer?
While it may seem suicidal, leaping across a gaping crevasse is actually an extreme sport that is gaining in popularity.
Called rock jumping, or simply jumping by the locals, this adrenaline-charged activity is taking place in the Adrspach-Teplice Rocks, a remote nature preserve in the northeast part of the Czech Republic.
Known for its roughly 11 square miles of phallic sandstone formations, the region has been a breeding ground for lifelong rock climbers, including Jaroslav Houser, 63, the purported conqueror of more than 1,000 sandstone spires.
Ah. A lifetime scaling dicks. A-Rod looks forward to beginning his post-marriage life in Eastern Europe.
And leaping across large gaping holes to get to giant dick stones? It's like the Gay Super Mario Bros. come to life.
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watch the video. these guys are pretty much crazy.
Called rock jumping, or simply jumping by the locals
Wait, I'm confused. The term "rock jumping" needs more clarification for us ham-fisted mongoloids.
novices to this sport are encouraged to begin by jumping asian rocks, and gradually work their way up to the larger african variety
If you spend too much time climbing up the sides, the rock blows its top, and you're stuck.
Also, the bases of the rocks are surrounded by thickets of growth, except in Brazil.
If you spend too much time climbing up the sides, the rock blows its top, and you're stuck.
Also, the bases of the rocks are surrounded by thickets of growth, except in Brazil.
they have got to be wasted to do that…maybe that cup in the picture used to be full of moonshine
Is it hard?
Ive done this, but instead of rocks I use bathroom stalls.
"Gay Super Mario Bros"
WALUIGI?
watch the video. these guys are pretty much crazy.
Holy shit, that's an understatement.
"Every time Peter does this jump, he hurts his ankle."
"Yeah, I think it's broken."
“COCK-SHAPED ROCKS”
I wish I could eat your cancer…
“COCK-SHAPED ROCKS”
I wish I could eat your cancer…