CHINESE CONDOM MAKE HEALTH SPORT!
07.29.08
A Chinese company called Elasun has rolled out these clever Olympic-inspired ads that combine the little sporty stick figures of the Olympics with condoms and the ill-translated phrase "Sports make you health". I like them. They imply that sex is a sport, or that sex is everywhere we look, or maybe that the Olympics are just all about fucking. I dunno, I didn't really think all that hard about it.
The Sydney Morning Herald Olympics blog has the rest of the ads, plus this nugget of information:
Speaking of prophylactics, Reuters reports that the phrase "avoiding pregnancy" has become a euphemistic way of saying that you're going to avoid the Olympics. In Chinese, "bi-yun", means contraception. "Ao-yun" means the Olympics. So bi-yun in the context of the Games is a sort of double entendre meaning avoiding the Games.
Now if they can just tell me the double entendre for avoiding the clap at the Olympics, I'll be all set. I'm guessing it has something to do with the Mandarin word for "Vietnamese hooker."

"We have smarr, and exrta-smarr!"
WDYA
that must be why the brothers aren't invited…but what about the mongolians?
Foreign countries frighten and confuse me.
China has condoms but they still have 1.3 billion people?
if they think i'm going to use any more of their shitty, lead tainted products, they're probably right. i can't see these fitting anyone outside of china though.
Made from 100% abandoned female children.
Speaking of prophylactics
What was the inital artical about? How many condom pieces does the Sydney Morning Herald include each day?
I use the ones Dwyane Wade endorses.
20 yuan make you sex!
@Shan–my thoughts exactly. Putting the concepts "avoid" and "pregnancy" together is a step in the right direction, though.
/this product enthusiastically endorsed by Hines Ward
That pool in the second ad must be hella short!
/small dick joke
/"me so solly"
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