CELTICS DANCERS ARE NEW AND IMPROVED
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The Celtics Dancers are auditioning for next year's team, and thank God someone was there with a camera, because otherwise this monumental event would have been forgotten by the history books. It's definitely a fun group of photos to caption, and by caption I mean masturbate to. And also caption. Not that you'll read them, but I actually took the time to write out said captions on some of the picture pages.
Hey, remember when the Celtics first put together a dance team for the 2006-07 season, and some fans were all, "Nooooo! You're violating the sanctity of our historic franchise!"? Yeah, those dudes are gay.
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@ Uff
If you can't write up a worthy caption for pic one, I fear you may be running a little low on steam. Take a vacation. Relax a bit. Rub one out… I'm sure you'll think of something.
An obligatory yes to all
Celtic dancers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Winnipeg dancers
celtic camel toe in pic #7
If pic 2's boobs are made of helium, then pic 6's boobs are made of titanium.
/wouldn't stop me.
I'll give # 5 there eight the hard way if you know what I'm saying.
Happy times…
Caption for 1: "Do any of you girls know what happened to the bottle of Gatorade I left on top of the mounted stage? I can't find it anywhere!"
#78's boobs have "grown" so far apart it's like they don't even know each other any more.
I think your captions are amazing. And by "your captions", I mean "their breasts."
jeez, it's like a Kiwanis Club meeting. Oh, wait, you DID say the Celtics.
Ironically, all of these broads answer to the nickname, "Cunt".
anyone else, No, ok I got this
MAAAAKKKKKEEEEE OOOOOUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
I think pic #3 will get the nut today.
Boston Girls = Easy Pussy
Basically, the only redeeming quality of the entire locale.
so many yeses…
Hmm, strangely I still have no desire to go to Boston.
Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on i n t e r r a c i a l chatting . c o m so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there. Nice to enjoy more details about it…
Pic 1>>>>>>>>>>>>Pic 2-8.