Quarterback Carson Palmer — one of three or four Bengals to not get arrested over the last two years — went on a radio show in LA, and the Orange County native and USC alumnus awesomely talked shit about how retarded Ohio State fans are.
I cannot stand the Buckeyes… It's amazing to hear what those guys think about that university and what they think about that football program and [OSU coach Jim] Tressel and all the crap I gotta put up with being back there…
I just can't wait for two years from now when SC comes to the 'Shoe and hopefully [the Bengals will] have a home game that weekend and I can go up there and watch us pound on them in their own turf… I'm really getting sick of it and I just can't wait for this game to get here so they can come out to the Coliseum and experience LA and get an old-fashioned Pac-10 butt-whoopin' and go back to the Big Ten.
Oh man that was sweet. I just hope Carson watches his back the next time he goes to Ohio. What's that? HE LIVES AND WORKS THERE? Oh, that's not smart. I mean, I talk shit about Ohio State all the time, but I've come to terms with the fact that I'm never setting foot in Ohio ever again. Believe me, it was a real tough sacrifice to make. I'll never get to witness Lake Erie on fire, or a Cincinnati race riot, or Buckeye fans defecating in coolers on an October Saturday. What a shame.
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Hey look, that hot dog has mustard spread in a way to make it look like a football with laces!
Or a diseased schlong.
It's THE Ohio State Buckeyes.
/tOSU "Graduate"
Clarification: I did not go to Ohio State.
"Buckeye fans defecating in coolers on an October Saturday"
Well, yeah, what did you think was covered in mustard on that bun?
I've come to terms with the fact that I'm never setting foot in Ohio ever again
lebron?
@Punch
Good call.
As much as I love Carson, he is obviously suffering some sort of dimentia. Ohio State will ultimately dismantle the Trojans when they set foot in the Shoe, after all, it is a regular season game and not the National Championship. Go Buckeyes.
Good thing he put eye black on. The glare coming off that Giant wiener is blinding.
Carson Palmer shows Brady Quinn how it's done.
I'm torn; on the one hand, Palmer is right about Ohio St. people, on the other hand, I hate USC. To quote Joe Montana, I think I'll just go upstairs and masturbate.
I'm torn; on the one hand, Palmer is right about Ohio St. people, on the other hand, I hate USC. To quote Joe Montana, I think I'll just go upstairs and masturbate.
Carson better find an attic and some pen and paper…..maybe a diary….
OSU fans are so lame that even a borderline ginger is talking shit about them.
Clarification: I did not go to Ohio State.
The fact that you were able to construct this sentence makes this post unnecessary.
@ Enrico
Carson prefers "Day-Walker"
I have a fucking wedding in Columbus this weekend to stand in. Should I just kill myself instead of RSVPing?
I am now a USC fan – and to think a man sucking a BIG dog won me over – go figure
swany, you're fine…if Enrico can handle this shit on a daily basis, your good for the weekend.
Carson doesn't need to worry- most people in Cincinnati hate Ohio State too.
bow to me.
You bash Ohio a lot, which is totally cool *hifive* but what people who have never been to Cincinnati don't realize is that its not part of Ohio. Its kentucky. So yeah Carson Palmer lives in Cincinnati, Kentucky. i gotta give it to him though, talking trash from 2000 miles away! hes tough.
No, jackass, Cincinnati is in Ohio. I live in Cincinnati and NOBODY from here wants to be associated with Kentucky. If anything, people consider Newport part of Cincinnati because so many of us go there on the weekends.
Oh, and the people in Cincinnati who don't like Ohio State probably went to UC or Xavier and can't stand the fact that their schools are the little brother to Ohio State. As for what Carson said, people in Ohio love the Buckeyes because they usually do not let fans down. The Browns and Bengals have been terrible. So, Carson, if you want to hear less about the Buckeyes, maybe you should lead the Bengals to the playoffs again or kick the Steelers' ass or something like that.
See Neil, the rest of Ohio doesnt like to associate with Cincinnati, thats why we gave it to Kentucky…cuz it sucks.
Yeah, but I'd rather be associated with cornfields than in-breeding.
Lake Erie NEVER caught on fire. It was the river in Cleveland. Or the grill in my backyard. Which is in Ohio. Go Bucks.
"Ohio loves the Buckeyes because they usually
do not let fans downhave an easy season and get raped in the national championship game"FIXED