07.18.08 BRETT FAVRE HONORED WITH MAIZE MAZE
Packers fans Carlene and Duane Schultz honored Brett Favre's retirement this spring by foregoing a field full of crops on their property and going instead with a carefully crafted corn maze honoring Favre.
[E]ven though Favre's desire to be released from the Packers has created controversy, Carlene Schultz thinks people will be open to going through the maze when it opens Sept. 1…
Carlene Schultz says they have had mostly positive reactions so far, but a few grousers are saying they won't visit. She says she doesn't know what to expect if Favre gets traded.
Well I hope you're happy Brett Favre. These simple folk just wanted to honor your legacy by making a humble Favre-themed corn labyrinth. But you just had to come back and ruin everything. When you wind up on another team and this farm gets burned to the ground by angry cheeseheads, the blood will be on your hands.
[Randball]

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BRETT FAVRE HONORED WITH MAIZE MAZE
a favre pick-6 maize maze would have been more impressive. and accurate.
Thats nice of them to put Bretts wife in the top left corner also. Up next is Reggie White and a Bible.
If you build it, he will come ? Stay away ? Eat a handful of painkillers ? Damned midwesterners and their corn magic.
If you loiter in a cornfield, are you charged with stalking?
/showing self out
If you loiter in a cornfield, are you charged with stalking?
/showing self out
Reason #5,432 why subsidies are fucking stupid.
needs more vicoden
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Great. Now the Favraro insanity is draining this country's precious supply of nachos. Horrible.
I seen this one before in House of a Thousand Corpses. This is just a ploy to draw you to the families home where they abduct you in their basement and torture you in the killing fields at night behind the woods. Just sayin' is all.
Even the Children of the Corn are staying away from this shit.
Peter King came to visit in a bathrobe, but John Madden was already running naked backwards through it
The adjecant filed said "For Nothin" but it was foreclosed on by the bank
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