UCLA's annual Undie Run was last month, but LAist just now got around to giving us a full gallery of Bruin coeds frolicking around in lingerie. That's the difference between LAist and me. Them: "Hmmm… photos of UCLA students in underwear… Mark those 'low priority.' We'll get to them whenever." Me: "Hello, Dad? Yeah, public indecency again. Can you wire me bail money?"
I really wish I'd known at age 17 that my entire professional career would consist of sweating my ass off in hostile climates and making stupid jokes online. I probably didn't need a private school education on frigid-ass Lake Michigan for that.
This is a public service announcement for any of you kids in high school: Listen to me. If you want to go to any college besides a state school with low admissions standards in a state where it's warm all year long, you're throwing four years of your life away. Don't try to be smart and hang out with other smart people. Just go to the gym and get tan and party with sexy young girls with no brains. You'll be much happier living life as a douchebag, I promise.
Full gallery by Tom Andrews and Ryan D. Knight here.