UCLA's annual Undie Run was last month, but LAist just now got around to giving us a full gallery of Bruin coeds frolicking around in lingerie. That's the difference between LAist and me. Them: "Hmmm… photos of UCLA students in underwear… Mark those 'low priority.' We'll get to them whenever." Me: "Hello, Dad? Yeah, public indecency again. Can you wire me bail money?"
I really wish I'd known at age 17 that my entire professional career would consist of sweating my ass off in hostile climates and making stupid jokes online. I probably didn't need a private school education on frigid-ass Lake Michigan for that.
This is a public service announcement for any of you kids in high school: Listen to me. If you want to go to any college besides a state school with low admissions standards in a state where it's warm all year long, you're throwing four years of your life away. Don't try to be smart and hang out with other smart people. Just go to the gym and get tan and party with sexy young girls with no brains. You'll be much happier living life as a douchebag, I promise.
Full gallery by Tom Andrews and Ryan D. Knight here.
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There is something I like about these pictures, I can't seem to put my finger on it but I am sure it will come to me shortly.
Needs more police beatings.
So many douchebags.
I don't know… seeing the lovely ladies of UCLA in their finest would be offset by seeing some guy in his not so tidy whities, al la pic 1.
I too chose poorly with collegiate selection. At least you were in Chicago. Try going 100 miles east of there and finding something like this.
U of A…where the girls are just as hot as LA schools, just a lot dumber. Only smart thing I've ever done in my entire life.
I wonder what the combined cost of chest implants for the crowd cost?
I'm sending my daughters to college in Alaska.
i didn't know tila tequila was whoring around for the bruins on the last photo
A bigger waste of time than a good education? A career in the non-profit "industry".
VERRRRRRRY NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Is it still cool to impersonate Borat?
Thanks for making me hate living anywhere but California even more.
Not to make you more bitter, but UCLA and Northwestern are close to equal academically — NW is ranked 14th, UCLA 25th. . . and UCLA has a bigger endowment, 2.9 billion to 2.3 billion. . .and UCLA costs far less to attend. . . and UCLA has better sports teams . . . oh yeah, and the above-referenced women
I fell in love like 4 times looking at those pictures and I also found 3 potential future ex-wives.
Those girls are about as hot as the girls who work at Risque Agency which is saying alot.
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too bad you have to deal with living in LA to meet any of these women. no poon is worth that. (the rest of california is fucking great)
Those douchenozzles wearing the marblebag underwear should be shot before they have a chance to procreate.
7 years of college down the drain
I went to FSU. Take it from me, what Matt says about gyms and douchebags and tans and ESPECIALLY girls with no brains, accurate. Accurate. Accurate.
Turns out when you have a brain that sorta environment drives you to therapy.
The guy in the banana hammock ruined this for me.
What, drinking and drugging your way out of school junior year and sitting around with friends playing Mario Kart and Goldeneye lit out of your mind for a few years isn't recommended?
So much hate inside……
pic4 – Holy mazzoli YES!
Also, somebody tell surly Eric Bana in pic7 nobody cares how he holds sausages from his knees.
How many more times is CrunchyMunchy allowed to whore out impertinent links in the comment section of a post?
bacon,
Arizona State will see your hot dumb girls and lower you 10 IQ points. Working in Phoenix the year after graduation: the smartest decision in my life.
That last photo was actually a screen grab from Nerds in Paradise.
Joe, couldn't agree with you more. Did the exact same thing, and figured out that there is a mini-LA just north of Tempe with better traffic and just as many implants.
Scottsdale, the new spot for bachelor party-ness.