We interrupt your regularly scheduled bored-with-the-world take on some unimportant sports story to bring you FIVE MINUTES of people on bicycles wrecking their faces. 

I just spent the last couple minutes thinking about how much better ESPNEWS would be if they used the format above.  "And the National League All-Star team is— I'm sorry, we'll get to that in a minute.  We've just received this video of a little boy face-planting on pavement.  OH!  The pain must have been excruciating.  Stay tuned for slow-motion, super-slow motion, and repeated showings of this video where we say 'Ohhhhhh!' as we watch it."  That's a sports news channel I would watch.

[Big ups to Spintown]