The Padres' Michael Barrett fouled a ball off his face last night, then spent a couple days writhing on the ground in pain as if a baseball traveling at 90 miles an hour hurts or something.
I don't want to brag, but this is basically the whole reason I invented the OUCH MY FACE tag. What a great day for that tag. I feel the same sort of pride I hope to have when my eldest child graduates from college. Because seriously, do you realize how much hot young early-20s ass is gonna be there?
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Well, at least the Padres are hitting something.
/team sucks my ball sweat
The only way that clip would better would be if Michael Barrett were on a skateboard
John Graziano has no comment.
Barrett didn't even want to come outta the game? It's cause he is so used to balls flying at his face.
I bet you he wishes it was Zambrano hitting his face this time.
Uff, college co-eds usually don’t go for the “dad of a Down’s Syndrome” kid demographic. Sorry.
I have liked Michael Barrett ever since the time he punched A.J. Pierzynski in the face. That was awesome, so I feel a little sympathy for him here.
Praise Allah for Slow-Mo
Fractured orbital > fractured testicle
the talent at my brother's college graduation was impressive. my wife and kid probably would have agreed, you know, if i asked them to ogle chicks with me.
At least it wasn't Paul Pierce. They would have actually had to bury him and wait for him to dig out three days later.
Fractured orbital < fractured testicle
That was Little League shit right there.
And I loved it
What a pussy…he didn't even knock his helmet off.
Actually, Smurphette, I believe that was God getting back at Barrett for punching A.J. in the face. And for at one time playing for the Cubs…