I know a lot of sports fans, but I don't know a single person who actually gives a shit about who wins which Espy. But still, it's nice of ESPN to throw a party for itself and invite attractive people. Attractive people are the best party guests, I feel, because they're not ugly. Nothing ruins a good party like ugly people.
Anyway, here's Kristen Bell, David Beckham & Justin Timberlake (for the ladies), Hayden Panties-something, Melyssa Ford, Sophia BOOSH!, the Beckhams, and someone named Brittany Gastineau at the big event. I guess technically the photos of Hayden and Melyssa are from some ESPY-related party and not the actual award ceremony, but whatever. Do you want tits or not? Because I'm here for the tits, not the facts. Just the tits, ma'am. Just the tits.
Bonus fun time: Look closely at the photos and you just might see Erin Andrews. It's like Where's Waldo?, if Waldo were a sexy blond chick interviewing the Beckhams. DAMMIT! I ruined the surprise!
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Also Hayden Panettiere is the hottest 15 year old on the planet, I don't care what Billy Ray says about Miley Cyrus.
Yeah, Posh. I'd always have my hand on that ass as well.
Please tell me that crazy-ass Mark Gastineau did not produce that. I really don't feel like vomiting today.
More like Brittany Gasti-yes
Actually, I saw Melyssa Ford, Hayden, and Erin Andrews having sex back stage of the ESPY's. -No you didn't- No, I mean I heard from my friend who saw Melyssa Ford, Hayden, and Erin Andrews having sex back stage of the ESPY's. -No you didn't- No, No. But you can imagine if they did…
They're making Webster's Dictionary into a movie and Hayden Pants is playing the word Spinner. Kristen Bell is playing her synonym.
okay, off topic, but tanning's a sport right? if it isn't, i don't have a reason to link this:
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great ending too
I hope that Kristen Bell won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. She deserves that shit.
@AWY – you should probably mention that that is midly NSFW. It's not horrible by any means, but i got a strange look from my manager as she walked by while i was watching it.
Mind you, i was full on attacking myself under my desk at the end there, but still, I think it was the video she was more concerned about.
I wish Posh Spice would take care of herself and drop a few pounds. What a whale.
Melyssa Ford still looks pretty good for a chick who's been considered washed up for the last 5 years.
yeah, sorry about that, Merk. Since I travel for work I often forget that NSFW tags need to be added when you have to worry about more than just the other people in the airport. They usually are psyched instead of horrified.